The Angry Robin
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A flock of ghosts
The batkids but they take advantage of the fact that they all look pretty similar and fuck with people at parties and galas.
Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE
Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*
Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake
Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?
Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.
Older woman: *squints suspiciously*
Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?
Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.
Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*
Jason, who's been listening to this over comms that he'd hacked: lmao now tell her that she needs to wake up
I open tumblr and found this,such a cute badge I LOVE IT ,THANK YOU 🥺🥺🥺
Dick: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. Jason: I think killing a titan would fix me. Tim: You want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. Clark: What are these words? Bruce: Don't ask.
so true
Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'
Team Phantom joins the JL (YJL?). Batman wants contingencies for Team Phantom. But Team Phantom are all enablers for each other, and they're teens; thus, a bunch of gremlins.
So, Tucker is in charge of Danny's, Danny is in charge of Sam's and Sam is in charge of Tucker's.
As his friends, even if Danny was scared of becoming the future him, there's no way they'll ever give them The very weakness that could end up really killing him.
Danny doesn't know bc he expects them to give Blood Blossoms, but he'll never harm any of his friends. Embarrass them? Sure. But never hurt them.
So Batman just receives something like:
For Danny:
Buy Fruitloop (Bc in this AU, it's Fruitloop) cereal.
Aim it at him by the handful. He will hiss at it like a cat being sprayed with water. He knows it by scent.
When empty, throw the box at him. He will attack it instead.
He now cat.
Complete with a picture of Danny hissing at a box of Fruitloop that was frozen.
For Tucker:
A recipe book full of vegetarian stuff with a note telling them to force-feed him it. It'll make him beg for mercy. Ban him from meat products. He's a weak, no-muscle dude, so forcing him to eat those should be easy.
For Sam:
"She hates frilly, girly, pink stuff. Use your fastest hero and make her use it. The more ribbons, laces and sequins, the better".
Love DND, PJO, Hermitcraft, Art, MHA, Merlin, Danny Phantom and More she/her
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