Wfa + Textposts For Funsies

wfa + textposts for funsies

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howdoyouget

2 months ago

Garroth and Zane in MCD is so funny because imagine you live in a small town, so small that everybody knows everybody. And then this guy shows up who wears a full face tactical helmet all the time, and just goes by the name William. No last name or anything, just William. And he becomes this well known person who is close to the town’s mayor despite being very mysterious.

But then suddenly the mayor is assassinated for some reason (who assassinates a mayor in a town that literally no one knows?)

So everyone assumes this William guy will run for mayor because he took it upon himself to handle all the town’s matters after the mayor died, but he refuses. Like he gets genuinely upset whenever someone mentions it. And the guy is still wearing the helmet 24/7, by the way.

So then the town just?? Doesn’t have a mayor?? And so William is running around doing everything until this random person with amnesia arrives and takes over.

Then one day two people from your town is getting married. The bride’s mom hires this priest to officiate the wedding and it’s… Prince Harry?? Like literally the freaking prince from England??

And your like “that’s a bit overkill for this small town wedding but ok”

But then Prince Harry is like “that William man must reveal his face or else I can’t be here”

But William refuses and so he just doesn’t go to the wedding.

So Prince Harry officiates the wedding, and then unexpectedly William arrives, and it’s… Prince William?! The whole time the weird guy who wears a full face tactical helmet 24/7 that’s been taking care of your small town is the first born son to the king of England??

And throughout the whole night the two brothers are just giving each other the stink eye.

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howdoyouget

3 months ago

All images are from Wayne Family Adventures webcomic with tumblr/twitter posts positioned near characters or covering their speech bubble so they're "saying" the posts.
Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne look on as Cassandra Cain confidently pours seasonings into a terrible-looking pie crust with the effects "splorsh, splorsh". Over her is a post by @so-you-read-the-usernames reading:
"Female characters who are the sole voice reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them"

Stephanie Brown talking to Duke Thomas from the passenger seat of the Batmobile, Duke is in the driver's seat looking unsure. Post by @incorrectbatfam over Steph's speech bubble reads:
"The first rule of driving the Batmobile is to have fun and be yourself"

Damian Wayne, one hand in a fist and the other over his heart, dramatically "saying" a tweet reading:
"i desire a trip to the aquarium, at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior"

Barbara Gordon sits in her wheelchair in front of Oracle's computers with her face in her hands. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain are cheering. Barbara's speech bubble is covered by a post by @tunisian reading:
"due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane"

Duke Thomas as Signal looking concerned with a large "BOOM!" sound effect overlayed. Tweet reads:
"One reason why you very rarely see my complaining that the actions of a fictional character "don't make sense" is because every single day I look back on my own choices in life and realize I'm just not qualified to judge that"

Tim Drake as Red Robin talking. Text post by @valtsv reads:
"girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death
boys also want me for this. it's a real bisexual crowd pleaser."

Stephanie Brown shrugging and holding a Green Arrow cup, talking to Bruce who has his hand over his face. Over her is a tweet reading:
"it's cool how you've never learned even a single healthy coping skill"

Jason Todd smiling and talking to Batman, who is expressionless. Jason is "saying" a tweet reading:
"I wouldn't die in a glue trap. I would escape. I'd say something like "no... it can't end here...!" and pull myself out while yelling and thinking about women"

Damian Wayne in civilian clothes is furiously decapitating a practice dummy with a sword. A post by @tlirsgender reads:
"Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that"

Dick Grayson smiling and gesturing to himself while holding a sandwich. Overhead a tweet reads:
"i'm a 10 if you ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues"

Jason Todd wearing a t shirt and leather jacket at a gala, yelling at other partygoers off panel. Bruce in a tuxedo is grumpily dragging him away by the shoulder. In Jason's speech bubble is a post by @normal-horoscopes reading:
"DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION"

wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition

(batman edition)

tim drake 🤝 stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser 🤝 bruce wayne

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howdoyouget

1 year ago

"oatmeal kicks ass but ITS NOT A FUCKING CEREAL"

"IT IS A CEREAL DREW"

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howdoyouget

2 years ago

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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howdoyouget

11 months ago

it was probs a fake out but my point stands

taking jason todd rights away from dc and putting them up on the shelf. you know what, bruce wayne rights too. you can have them back when you learn how to treat them kindly.

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howdoyouget

1 year ago

What it looks like: I've abandoned my fic

What's actually happening: It consumes my thoughts every single day. The urge to write gets stronger but my putty brain just. won't. let. it. happen.

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howdoyouget

1 year ago

i don’t want to be fuckable i want to be unsettling

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howdoyouget

11 months ago