Howdoyouget - Rambling

The way Jason’s plans would’ve gone way more smoothly had the lazerus pit actually made him a sociopath. Unfortunately for him he does not have the freedom of being unfeeling and he trips over his heart and loses the idgaf war

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

one of my professors realized today that his class was mostly first and second year college students and immediately implied we didn’t remember miley cyrus’ wrecking ball and i think i took psychic damage

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition

its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.

(batkids edition)

+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

Celtic Miku!!

i love scheming but nicely. been working on surprising one of my friends bc nursing school is hard and she has no idea. i've been communicating with her bf to make the swap and she has no idea hehehe >:)

if u put a cake under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string i will go for it without hesitation. i am aware i will get trapped but it feels nice to be wanted sometimes