He’s Talking To Me Actually 😌💅

Imagine: Being in a Secret Relationship With Timmy

You'd both agreed that you wanted to keep your relationship a secret for at least the first few months after you started dating. You wanted the privacy to be able to build a stable relationship without feeling like you're under a microscope and the whole world inserting their opinions.

But fans quickly began speculating, and after seeing just how many people were concered with your relationship status, you decided to keep it going for as long as you could. It was funny as hell, and you both loved trolling everyone.

Neither of you ever explicity confirmed or denied dating rumors.

He told his parents and sister that you guys were dating first, and then Zendaya (but only bc she's the only person who knows him well enough to pull the answer out of him) but other than that, you both only tell people you know you can 100% trust.

You both also say "we're friends" a lot because... you are.

Friends who just happen to be dating😏

"We're friends" becomes a meme.

While you're careful not to kiss in front of the paparazzi, you will occasionally hug or hold hands. But Timmy is a naturally touchy person with all his friends, so this doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Fans overanalyze EVERYTHING. Every touch, every look, every word. Funnily enough, the very thing you were trying to avoid when you first started dating is the thing that entertains you both now.

Occasionally, you'll post cheeky Instagram stories of you and Timmy doing debatably intimate things (his hand on your thigh as he drives or hugging at the airport) and the fans go FERAL.

Whenever you post photos of each other, Zendaya or Florence will always play along and comment something like, "Friend goals!!!🔥"

A literal WAR starts on Twitter. #TheyreFriends is trending. Your fans are in the trenches; the battle is bloody. You and Timothee are cuddling in bed, laughing at the whole thing. You still think it's crazy that people are so invested.

As time goes on, it gets more and more difficult to keep the charade up, and you both start getting restless. You want to be able to kiss in public or be able to go on romantic vacations without having to worry about who will see.

You both brainstorm cheeky ways to end it; the grand finale.

Across the world, your fans get an Instagram notification.

"(Y/N) has just posted!"

It's a series of wedding photos. The caption: "Upgraded to BEST friend😎"

not to be fake deep but we’re soaring, flying. there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach, if we’re trying, so we’re breaking free.

vilf (villain I'd like to fuck)

look into a mirror and say “statistics” three times and timothee will appear and say “that’s hella tight”

happy birthday baby!!! i hope you are having the best best day ever🥳🧁💗

love you lots, sending you a big hug and smooch!

PS. i told timothée to post on your bday, he says hi.

Aww thank you love! That’s so sweet. I appreciate you!!🩷🥳

PS. You can have him this weekend but I get custody of him next weekend😌

Me when I have a question:

you all know it's true 😹

My toxic trait is knowing there’s millions of girls out there thinking “all these other bitches are fake, I could ACTUALLY pull Timmy and make him fall madly in love with me😌”

And I still think “all these other bitches are fake, I could ACTUALLY pull Timmy and make him fall madly in love with me😌”

NO ME TOO

Am I the only one who went through the entire Red Queen series thinking Cal was blonde? No just me? Okay.