He showed up right under this :/
at this point I’d prefer they bring back the ball shaving ads
look into a mirror and say “statistics” three times and timothee will appear and say “that’s hella tight”
From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕
I didn’t realize just how mentally unwell I am until he became my new comfort character
I should probably be institutionalized at this point.
god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro
Mare and Maven being Penpals in Glass Sword
So Timmy couldn’t do a cameo in Barbie and we still don’t have a wonka trailer??? I’m so sick of him😔
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⋆♡⋆ Masterlist ⋆♡⋆
Key: 🌶 = Smut. 💕 = fluff. 😭 = Angst.
ACOTAR:
"Can you... hold me?" - Rhys x reader - 💕
In The Tent - Azriel x f!reader. 🌶
On The Roof - Az x reader/Rhys x reader - 💕
My Brother's Sister - Azriel x Rhys's Sister!Reader - 🌶
In The Middle Of The Night (Short) - Rhys x Singer!Reader (f) - 💕
Timothée Chalamet:
Very Busy - 🌶
Biggest Fan - 🌶
What Are Friends For? - Part 1 🌶 • Part 2 - 🌶
Stranger Things:
Being Friends with Young!Henry Creel (Headcanon).
The duffer brothers after the entire internet became obsessed with Eddie Munson, knowing what happens in vol. 2: