guys is elara merandus a milf
My toxic trait is knowing there’s millions of girls out there thinking “all these other bitches are fake, I could ACTUALLY pull Timmy and make him fall madly in love with me😌”
And I still think “all these other bitches are fake, I could ACTUALLY pull Timmy and make him fall madly in love with me😌”
-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).
NO ME TOO
Am I the only one who went through the entire Red Queen series thinking Cal was blonde? No just me? Okay.
miss YOU ♥️
Rhys trying to get Feyre to trust him at the beginning of ACOMAF:
The last 200 pages in a SJM book be like:
Maven: I bet it would make my mother proud to see how I’ve united our two kingdoms. I bet she’s looking up at me now smiling.
Iris: Looking up?
Maven: Oh yea she’s in hell for sure.
@vaveyard
Kinda thinking about Maven Calore again. I still don’t think he’s dead and Victoria cannot sway me. I’m just gonna pretend he’s still out there... murdering and having the time of his life.
I relate to the people who posted these on a spiritual level. I am them and they are me.
part 2
me reading smut: