Me @ myself when I fall for a fictional murderous character for the 10000th time:
in my defence i’m stupid as hell your honor
He said srry bby lemme remedy that for you🥺🤲
So Timmy couldn’t do a cameo in Barbie and we still don’t have a wonka trailer??? I’m so sick of him😔
Kinda thinking about Maven Calore again. I still don’t think he’s dead and Victoria cannot sway me. I’m just gonna pretend he’s still out there... murdering and having the time of his life.
the feminine urge to send a :) in a professional email
jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.
no words
part 1
I KNEW IT, I KNEW—
If you hate Feyre and Rhysand please keep that shit to yourself because it’s embarrassing