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All's Fair in Money and ... Sex?

Fandom: Squid Game (Netflix)

Relationship: The Salesman x Female Salesperson! Reader

Age: 18+ Explicit (Under 18s go away!)

Warnings: Smut, light slapping (Once on face and once on your pussy), Dominant Salesman, vaginal fingering, rough sex, Brat reader, squirting, orgasm denial, bondage, face-fucking, blowjob, oral (F and M receiving), cunilingus, belly bulge, begging, angry/hate sex, choking (Hand on throat and slight squeezing), almost gagging (Salesman has a big dick), unprotected sex, nipple play, degradation, use of ‘slut’, P in V penetration

Word Count Total: 4023

Note: So I did another Salesman fic. This is full on nasty and surprisingly difficult to write. Thank you @god-like-eyebrows for the request. Thank you @jeonselca​ and @squidgamesmut​ for helping and encouraging me with the plot. It took a little time and I finally did it! I hope you enjoy and please do let me know what you think! I’d love to take requests for the characters from Squid Game. I have more fics on my masterlist if you’re interested!

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Tagged: @philomaay @eleanorbloom @squidgamesmut @jeonselca @god-like-eyebrows @comegetyallvitamins @hexedcoffin

Summary: You’d do anything to be the better salesperson than your colleague. One day you go too far and this time he’s not gonna let you get away with it.

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Lau’s Fic Rec Masterlist

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Stiles

After Hours @perlocutionary

A Good Person @twilightparker

Ain’t Over You Yet @itsamberh

Anam Cara @stiles-missing-toe

Are You A Parking Ticket? @nationofimaginations

Badass New Girl @fanfictiooooooon

Bookstore Girl @bonniebird

But That Was Before @fangirltypec

Closer @friceaurelia07

Confinement @just-jordie-things

Criminal @mxtchsbxtch

Drive You Home? @justauthoring

Heart And Mind @i-jus-wanna-writehappy

Holy Trench Coat @imagineimuptonogood

I’m Game @selfignitingimagines

I Like You, A Lot @allfandomxreader

I Never Noticed @sassysweetstories

It’s More Than Just Us Now @dylanobsessed

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Can someone give me some good pricefield or catradora fanfics? Im so bored and i never really Read fanfics so i was like i wanna try to Read some but im a very picky person lol.

all right. so. this is a Harry Potter AU, in rambly and abbreviated form.

this is a version of events where, on the morning of November 1st, 1981, the police are called to a house in Surrey.

when they arrive, a large man with a red face and a moustache is waiting for them, brandishing a baby.

to be more accurate: he is brandishing a basket. the basket contains a baby.

he tells the police that his wife found the basket on their doorstep that morning. “Gave her the shock of her life,” he says, with a chuckle that does not seem the least bit sincere.

the police officers have a lot of questions about this, but the man does not have any useful answers. his wife, he tells them, is not in any shape to be interviewed. “she’s been poorly,” he says, “and we’ve got a baby of our own to worry about, keeping us up at all hours.”

the baby in the basket seems to be about a year old. he is cheerful, seems healthy aside from a cut on his forehead, with a crooked sticking plaster on it. he has startlingly green eyes.

there is no identifying information in the basket, except for a torn scrap of paper with ‘his name is Harry’ on it in a delicate hand.

there is nothing else to be done, it seems. the officers take baby Harry, and leave.

one of them comes back a few days later for a follow-up interview with the woman who found the baby. she seems a little fragile, and her own baby, in the next room, keeps up a constant shrieking tantrum the whole time the officer is there. “I’m sorry,” the woman says, with a brittle smile. “this has all been a bit much. I recently lost my sister, you see.”

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Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

heeey, do you have any vld blogs you could recommend? i haven’t seen that you’ve posted a list or anything, and if you don’t want to it’s completely fine. i’m just so conflicted between caring for my babies and thirsting for them, and i can’t find ANY good fics except for yours so..... yeah i would really appreciate it (:

heyy so sorry for the late reply, I had to actually go back to check on my lists cause I haven’t really been in touch with the fandom lately, but I still love these blogs so much ❤️

@voltronshorts 

@voltronassesposts

@savetheblackpaladin

@voltronreaderinserts

@takashishitogane

@spacegaysthetic

@space-lions-and-imagines

Billy and the mindflayer

Extra Cinnamon— P. Parker || Chapter 1 TEASER

Pairing: Barista!Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: Very Mild Language.

A/N: This is a new fic that I have been thinking about starting for a while! I really hope you enjoy it! Peter and the reader are both in college!

POV: Peter’s POV 

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