Underrated Form Of Humor: Just Making Shit Up In Past Tense

Another day of harry simping over his dearest enemy

Girls be like, "omg my comfort movie!!!" and it's just The Thing 1982 (it's me, I'm girls)

My favorite lesbian!

I know I'm posting this on day 2 but I fell asleep before I could post it yesterday lol, also it's not much but I'll be low till break starts in 2 days so don't worry!^^

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi

Making that one Mandela Catalogue dessert au but the thing 1982 characters!! (If you don’t know what it is then search it up, or you’ll be very confused)

MacReady: Chocolate lava cake

Childs: Lemon cake

Palmer: Weed brownie

Blair: Chocolate pudding

Windows: Cherry pie

Nauls: Chocolate berry cake

Fuchs: Pumpkin pie

Garry: Gingerbread

Norris: Blueberry muffin

Copper: Green apple pie

Bennings: Chocolate orange bar

Clark: Banana bread

You can draw fanart of my au, just give credit! (And you can change the desserts I don’t mind that at all)

experimenting with texture

okay so like y’know how hummingbirds have crazy fast metabolisms, like if they were human size need 2 cans of full sugar coke an hour to survive kinda fast. Well, what if I told you about some metahumans/supers we all know - speedsters that have, wait for it, crazy fast metabolisms.

I now officially headcanon as ‘Kolibri’ (The most common name for hummingbirds throughout languages) and 'Beija Flor’ (Portuguese and honestly beautiful) as pet names that speedsters S/Os give to them.

"Riddle me this, Senator Vance: You can sit on it. You'd might like to ride it. But you wouldn't like to sleep on it. What is it?"

"A couch?"

"No, Senator Vance... a horse. The answer is a horse."