"Guys What If I Put Kyle In The Fridge..." Absolutely Perfect

Addair fan doodles yummers... I love you my big meanie... They dont understand u like i do

Also art of him being emo about Caz touching him or whatever (oh god forbid a man touches another man... ew... gay people/j)

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

they’re on a date

I think the scariest part about Batman is the loyalty he inspires. Like this motherfucker has an army of children who might at any given time hate his guts, but are still 100% willing to throw hands for him if Bruce needs them to. And then there’s the Justice League, who also at any given time might hate his guts or find him insanely irritating and/or weird, but will also fall in line and listen to his plans if the need arises. And that’s like the most intense form of power someone can wield—voluntary obedience from people physically more capable than them.

I want to slap judge holden's bald white head

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"Riddle me this, Senator Vance: You can sit on it. You'd might like to ride it. But you wouldn't like to sleep on it. What is it?"

"A couch?"

"No, Senator Vance... a horse. The answer is a horse."

I left this fandom for like- idfk how many months actually- and I come back getting jumpscared left and right

♢♡♧♤ The official Who Goes There? master list (everything you need to know about my book). ♤♧♡♢

What is this book about?

- This book is a fan-made/fanfiction sequel to my favourite movie of all time, The Thing, featuring original characters, a new setting, etc. I will try to keep it as canonical as possible as far as the world-building goes, so this will only exclude the lore of The Thing video game. The obvious reason why I’m doing this is because my fan-made sequel only applies as a continuation of the movie, and that the video game canonically takes place afterwards.

Are there any content warnings?

- Although this book is generally SFW and it is still in its early stages (before the horror happens), I would still recommend it to older audiences due to its violent and descriptive nature. There will be no sexually explicit material covered beyond a possible joke or two, but I will still make a list of triggers due to a plethora of other and just as serious reasons.

1 - Body horror: there will be plenty of detailed descriptions about everything gross happening.

2 - Addiction: certian characters express traits such as smoking, alcoholism and pain med abuse.

3 - Extensive injury: things such as impalement, incineration, getting stabbed and shot, etc.

4 - Death: your favourite character will probably end up brutally dying (but no guarantees).

5 - Mental illness: things such as depression, isolation and wanting/committing suicide.

Sounds awful… where can I read it?

- So far I only have the first chapter up and at ‘em on Quotev, which you can read by clicking here. I’m not the fastest writer in the world, but I do have a half-chapter that I can upload just in case people start invading my house to make me write more.

- I also plan to start uploading my book here on Tumblr in what I will refer to as chunks as soon as I get everything else sorted out, and eventually there will be a list of links to every chunk I post.

- And finally, I plan to post this on ao3 whenever my invite eventually comes, so look forward to seeing it on there if that is your preferred fanfiction website.

Happy reading to everyone, or if it doesn’t sound like your cup of tea, I hope you find something that is!

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