“you Make My Heart Beat In Iambic Pentameter.”

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Why do you like sharks?

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

"yoU'RE BETTER THAN THIS"

HE SAYS AS A HAND SLAPS MY FACE AND I STAND

AND SAY NO GOOD MAN GRACE

I CAN'T DO THIS (YOU CAN)

Meirl

Blessed yule

You’ve been visited by TenTen, the wealthy kunoichi.

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