This Is The Lunar New Year Cat. 🐈 Reblog In 24 Hrs & Money Will Come Your Way. 👀👌💎👑

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

You didn’t reblog a text post chain three years ago. Strange things start happening.

my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly

me, on november 29th: hold my beer

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang