So I Got Into Grad School Today With My Shitty 2.8 Gpa And The Moral Of The Story Is Reblog Those Good

Not mine either. Still hilarious (congrats to who found this first)

Not mine. Still funny.

my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly

me, on november 29th: hold my beer

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

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