Reblog In 2.45 Seconds Or This Humpty Dumpty Egg Shaped Being Will Appear In Your Bedroom At Midnight

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

i hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december gives you A love of your life, and 2018 is fruitful and you love and are loved

Not mine either. Still hilarious (congrats to who found this first)

Not mine. Still funny.

Welcome to Tumblr.

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

You’re crying about a Mall piano video?

The intricate nature and rituals of music and two men who would usually not be so tender playing such emotional piano in tandem with one another. Working with one another, got to me alright?

It doesn’t hurt to try, right? 😉

Good luck on your finals! 👍🏻 👊🏻 🙏🏻

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Which do you prefer?