YeS YES YES

reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour

This is the Lunar New Year cat. 🐈 Reblog in 24 hrs & money will come your way. 👀👌💎👑

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

No. 6 really deserves a season 2, guys

Not mine either. Still hilarious (congrats to who found this first)

Not mine. Still funny.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor