I Got My Heart Broken And I Survived, I Failed 3 Courses In University And Graduated, I Got Rejected

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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Jackpot

I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see it’s like again.

Reblog to give urself the power of productive days. Ignore to still get the power of productive days because you have seen this post it will bless you and your mind anyway. But just know ur a lil shit for not sharing the power of productive days with your pals.

reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour

Coming into a fandom late

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

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