“Percy Fell First” “annabeth Fell First”

James: "SnApE iS WiErD aNd Im A viCtiM"

Snape: (literally being abused and witnessing domestic violence while also being malnourished and unable to afford his own clothes) "I love Hogwarts"

"Grover. . ." *sees Augustus* "I remember Grover. Man, Grover got really old. How long have we been here?" IM SORRY THIS IS THE MOST PERCY THING THAT IVE EVER HEARD LMAOOOO

i'm really normal about this series

Friendly Reminder

Rhysand, in order to prove his cruelty and this loyalty, is known to some pretty guttering stuff. I wonder who did Amarantha order to cut off that faerie's wings in ACOTAR. Illyrian bat baby. Wings. EVEN IF HE HADN'T BEEN THE ONE TO CUT THEM OFF CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD HAVE FELT TO EVEN HEAR THE FAERIE. IM DYING

cardan greenbriar ghostwrote this

there’s something strangely gutwrenching about the solstice having already passed. there have been minor changes in the “side adventures” of the trio.

they know they’re entering medusa’s house. they go to the arch for sanctuary against echidna and chimera. they go to waterland to help ares and convince hephaestus to stop being like his family. they go to the lotus hotel to get help from hermes.

in the books they’re getting tricked and distracted and losing all of that time on their quest was an accident. but they still made it in the end.

but in the show? they did everything right. they were aware of where they were at all times. but then they go and ask for help.

they try to ask for athena’s help and she lets monsters into her temple because they “embarrassed her.” they try to ask for hermes’ help but he doesn’t tell them until it’s too late that the lotus hotel messes with time.

they basically did everything right on their quest only for their biggest failures to occur because of the gods.

but poseidon gives him four pearls. four, instead of three. one for sally too. but we already know that she gets left behind.

they tried so hard only for the deadline to lapse.

"Do you know what that feels like, to be so close to someone you love knowing neither of you has any choice but to keep hurting each other?"

and then the scene just cuts to young percy sitting in the front seat of a car with an angry expression on his face. but at this point in his life, his mother is the one person he cares for. so is he angry with her? is he angry at himself for hurting her? what happened? and what's the name of the building the car is parked at? and you mean to tell me i have to wait a week or two to find out? i hate it here.

Remember that one time that Feyre and Lucien were fleeing the Spring Court and they got to the doors. Feyre was all “I can’t go to summer 😭” and Lucien was like “but dood, our other choice is Autumn.” And then her selfish ass was like “Autumn or bust! Lolz 🍁 ”

And Lucien still went with her knowing there was a price on his head just as much as Feyre’s in the Summer Court.

And SJM still gave him the dumbest line ever when he tells Feyre she’s a better friend to him than he was to her.

Can we retcon this because I can’t keep explaining it as Lucien being self deprecating…

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

Watching this on repeat. Look at my man, Neteyam is trying to bring me home🥴