I Just Know Grover Is Already On His Way To Emotionally Manipulate People Into Thinking They Are Actually

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

Lmao I just had a whole hour talk about it with @anivynyx yesterday 😭😭😭

Yk the fun thing about reading the pjo books as a child and watching the tv show in your 20s is that you realise 12 is really fucking young for three children to do anything on their own, let alone traumatizing god related shenanigans

I think that Dionysius and the other gods should put more respect on Sally Jackson’s name considering she, a mere mortal, can command the sea with as little as the scraps of a hot fudge sundae

End me. My existence. My very being. Bring me back only when my brother is here. Sayonara

IT’S CONFIRMED! NICOOOOOOOO

Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*

Something that I love about Jude and Cardan is they actually raise hell for each other. In other books, characters will often make these grand declarations of love and say things like 'i would burn the world for you' or destroy everything for you or whatever, but with Jurdan, they don't rlly say stuff like that to each other, they just do it. Like Cardan signing off a peace treaty allowing the undersea to attack the land and risk war to get Jude back, going against his morals and killing Madoc's guards when they were taking her, or Jude letting Snardan poison the land as long as possible because she was searching for a way to bring him back.

okay percy offering annabeth riptide in the arch in sword form to trick her into letting him sacrifice himself. okay annabeth taking riptide in pen form in the tunnel of love OF HER OWN WILL so that he could sacrifice himself. riptide is such a good symbol of percy’s connections… when they finally acknowledge their friendship percy give her it in PEN form.. its not just a sword its a tool that he wanted her to have… it’s a reminder of him…OKAY

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“It’s you I love. I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”

Holly Black - Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing.

Fuck Romeo and Juliet

I want what these bitches have

“With all due respect, which is none,”

- Percy Jackson, probably