I Am Still So Feral For This Man. Oh Lordy 😮‍💨

i don't know who made this but YOU ARE GENIUS I LOVE YOU

Percy, singing dramatically, clutching his chest: What about us?! What about everything we’ve been through?!

Nico, singing along, melancholically: And what about trust?!

Percy, teary-eyed, reaching for Nico’s face: You know I never wanted to hurt you…!

Grover and Rachel, watching from afar: …

Grover: What the hell are they doing…?

Rachel, nonchalantly: One of the Euterpe kids cursed them and now they’re using it as a way to have a talk about their feelings… Like people do in musicals.

(Nico, hitting a high note in the background: AND WHAT ABOUT MEEEEeeeEeeEeeEEeeE?! 😭)

This has been visiting my head without paying the fair for the past years and I finally decided to look it up after that fateful screenshot

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

percy jackson x harry potter ship name would be aquamagic idc.

also how is this not a popular cross ship like hiccup/jack frost, they make sm sense please i dont wanna be alone in my delusions😭😭

Holy shit, i was not expecting Percy pulling out all the family stuff in Zeus's face but I'm enjoying it like you have no idea.

Percy Jackson and The Olympians episodes 1 and 2 + text posts

Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??

Nico: Depression? I think you mean cool grievance.

Percy: PTSD? I think you mean spicy déjà vu

Lol, Jude exactly

“After dinner, I will tell you my terms,” Cardan says. “But until then, I am going to enjoy the party.” “I do not have endless patience,” Balekin growls. “Cultivate it,” Cardan says, and with a small bow, he navigates us away from Balekin and Madoc.

your honor i love him.

i also want to grab him by the jaw but mostly i love him.

3) teach her how to pick candies [the blue ones, obviously] 4) make her realize her emotional value

Annabeth has never seen a movie? Percy is starting a bucket list for her alright. 1) meet my mom to teach her what a good mom is like 2) watch movies