a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes
Berthold Woltze's 'the irritating gentalman' circa 1874 - oil on canvas
hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
thank you.
my christmas cookie decoration was the survivorship bias diagram
every time you see a headline like this
I want you to remember these ones
Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢
but now Kips gave me the mental image of the engines pulling the “ANDY’S COMING!!!” shit when the Drivers and Fireman come around and when they do they turn into regular faceless engines
This is a thumblr post reblog if y👍 if you 👍👍👍 reblog if 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍. 👍
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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