💕Like💞 To ⚡Charge🔋,

SELL drugs, don’t do them.

i need some sleep

The phrase “Roman whipping out his sword at any given opportunity” exsists and it’s the best/worst thing ever.

Patton: Logan! I larb you!

Logan: Patton what does that even mean.

Virgil: *three days later*

Logan? I larb you.

Logan: and I love you, inability to conform to the laws of the English language and all.

Patton: what the-

Kid learned fast that if he didn't feed Liz and Patty they just wouldn't eat

"liz and patty do the cooking-" liz and patty had sleep and nicotine for dinner. KID was up at 5 AM making breakfast burritos and getting the crockpot set up to run while they're at school

this website is increasingly going down the shitter as it becomes more and more openly transparent that if you hold beliefs that go against the zeitgeist of the average white liberal fandom blogger you are just straight up at risk of having your entire account permanently nuked. the thinnest skinned people on the planet have made this place their home and would honestly rather there was not a single person outside of their exact demographic posting here if it meant they never had to see anything that caused them a single second of discomfort. digital redlining. and yet there is fucking nowhere else to post! so who knows what to do really

step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

Commenting positively on fic like

Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!

Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead

Author who’s your friend: I hate you

reblog and share immediately

theres a chance i posted about this already but the annoying dog as sans' service dog. is my favorite fucking thing ever. and we should do it more. i need this to become commonplace. disabled sans undertale and his service dog

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs