Unfortunately A Lot Of The Corny Self Help Advice Turns Out To Be True But The Thing Is You Have To Come

Obi-wan: how have you avoided the inquisitors all this time?

Quinlan Vos: when they look up my name the first thing that pops up is the time I got arrested at an empire day parade for flashing an admiral for beads. It's usually enough to convince them I'm not a jedi.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

eggsalad 

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

Ima upside down traffic come in a world of police barricades

Me, bitch

thank you.

The Fanders with litterally all of the sander sides.

Taking Creative Liberties ✏️

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????