GUYS,

You’re standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting.

The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.

I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

when you spend too much time fighting clankers

*on the Negotiator*

Obi-Wan : Cody, meet me at 1300 hours we need to to discuss the next campaign

Cody, distracted, working on flimsiwork : Roger roger

Obi -Wan : What?

Cody : What?

Cards against humanity in the woods is my asthetic

The phrase “Roman whipping out his sword at any given opportunity” exsists and it’s the best/worst thing ever.

so The Gays™️ are evil?

A wild comfy sofa chair has appeared!!

…..What will you do?

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