You know, a friend came up to me today and asked, "Where's that dude's nose?" Yes, she meant Phantasmo. And then a funny idea came into my head. Since we remember that Phantasmo used to have a nose, but then it was removed. Why not write about how one day his nose disappeared? I think it would be very funny XD
Phantasmo: *grumbling annoyed*
T-oby: Dad? What’s the matter?
Phantasmo: that stupid heroine said my nose looks like a goddamn jellybean!
T-oby: . . .that’s… what are you mad about…?
Phantasmo: look, if you are going to judge me for being angry over “silly” things, then shut the fuck up and clean the mansion!
T-oby: *rolls eyes and cross his arms* you know… you could get rid of your nose if it bothers you that muc-
Phantasmo: perfect idea! *takes off nose and flicks it to a random creature to eat it* now~ do i look menacing enough~?
T-oby: …looks the same to me… but, like, without a nose…
Phantasmo: fuck you…
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Charlie: hey, where’s your jellybean nose?
Phantasmo: Oh~? You noticed that now I look more menacing than ever~?
Charlie: eh… looks the same to me… but, like, without a nose…
Phantasmo: Oh come on!
Hmhmhmhmhmmmmmm....
Remember this?...
I have a theory... What if... Just what if...
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Charlie was an ink monster? Y'know. Like bendy and alice angel? And what if phantasmo found out somehow and Charlie would try to hide that fact... What if Charlie... Was already an experiment back then? 😦
Young Carter: i think we will see a young Carter strolling through the woods and finding baby Charlie all alone and ending up adopting her as his sister
Barron: it would reference the old source material while changing it a little bit and making it look new. I imagine that Barron would be scrolling through the woods and found Charlie crying all alone… at first he would be looking for anyone but after noticing that there was no one, he would pass through and try to ignore her… but then the guilt would be too much and he would come back to adopt her.
The most improbable but still i like to theorize :3, Phantasmo: i think that Phantasmo’s mansion is very close to the woods… i could be wrong about that one but oh well, i think he would be floating around the woods after he heard a baby crying and was too annoyed by the noise, so, he went to investigate. When he finally found Charlie, at first he just faced palm himself and muttered under his breath that it was probably the fault of a stork… then he would poke little Charlie and try to get rid of her: by finding the nearest house he could find and placing her on the front door… little would he know that she was going to be a lot more of a pain in his ass then he initially thought in the future, lol
they. should. KISS.
you know what else would be phantasmos greatest threat? nope, it's not charlie. it's APPLES, y'know because doctors are afraid of apples. eh? eh?
(sadly I can't upload photos but I think you know what i am talking about... Right?)
First of all, let’s just change a bit how these two appeared in the Telltown universe because these two were first created as an alternative “Player2” kind of thing to the cuphead universe… and since both artists don’t want their creations being related to the Cuphead premise anymore, i’ll just create an excuse to how they would exist on Telltown! XD
With that out of the way, let’s begin~: Basically Phantasmo was trying to create a clone more stronger than his arch nemesis but as always, Charlie came in to beat his ass and accidentally did something to his cloning machine that not only made a clone of her but also a clone of him! (She cut herself on the machine’s sharp edges when she was trying to punch him and he was electrocuted by the machine, which made the thing to malfunction and create alternates of them both)
Suddenly the whole lab glowed and disoriented them… when they woke up, in front of them were the alternates:
Alt!Charlie: Finally woke up you two…
Original Phantasmo: What the-!
Original Charlie: the hell?! Phantasmo! What’s the meaning of this?!? Why… there’s an almost identical me!?
Alt!Charlie: Uh, i dunno, maybe because there’s a literal CLONING machine? Duh…
Original Charlie: . . .okay… at least she’s not entirely identical to me… although she’s rude.
Original Phantasmo: and who are you? *points to Alt!Phantasmo*
Alt!Phantasmo: uhm… i… i think i am… y-y-you…
Original Phantasmo: Ah great… just what I needed: a coward version of me and… i didn’t knew this could be possible, an even more arrogant version of you…
Original Charlie and Alt!Charlie: you’re the only one to blame…
Original Phantasmo: now… how do we fix this…?
And then, Phantasmo and Charlie tried to seek for a way to get rid of their clones… but Alt!Charlie didn’t like that one bit and managed with her doubled strength (she’s even stronger than Charlie) to beat both of them and try to take over Charlie’s life… later i can write a story about that… (someday… i’m feeling lazy right now as i am writing this :v)
Alt!Charlie (who was named by her original counterpart as “Lily”) and Alt!Phantasmo (who was named by the original Phantasmo as “Victor”) certainly would be a very, very toxic couple at first… BUT:
After they were banished to an isolated island, they (or, in Lily’s case, only SHE would fight with Victor) would fight a lot and… eventually, would try to change their appearances and identities to not look like exactly the same as their original counterparts.
Even trying to change, their opposite personalities would still be there:
Lily is everything Charlie’s not: she’s cold, heartless, calculating, sophisticated, arrogant and basically very, very bitchy.
Victor is: kind, nervous wreck, polite, simple, empathetic and very caring about others… and also a coward.
Lily couldn’t change that much, as for Victor he definitely can because he’s a ghost and can change hair and color of his… soul…? (Idk, don’t ask) she’s definitely jealous of him because of that…
When they finally left the island, they started to live on a small town close to Telltown and built their own small house together… they started from zero. (I’m still thinking about how that could work, i am maaaaaybe thinking on reworking on their origins because there’s a lot of stuff i need to write to make things make sense hahaha… 🥲 and i am very tired because i am writing this instead of sleeping-)
Lily’s love language would be (for her, not her doing those but more like being on the receiving end): acts of service and receiving gifts.
Victor’s love language would be (he’s on the giving end): words of affirmation, quality time and physical touch.
They would still be like Charlie and Phantasmo but, like, ✨~be completely different~✨
Lily’s the top and Victor’s the bottom, end of discussion
Here’s a quick sketch I’ve made while i was thinking of what to write next on your ask Anon! :3
(Aaaand great… i forgor to draw her goddamn right arm… yay…)🫠😶🙃
Also, sorry it took another year to finish your ask Anon… it even looks like… it was last year i- ok, I’ll see myself out.
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