My First Time Tasting Pussy

Tiny Creekside Cabin

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“everyone keeps saying that i’m special, that i’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.”

When you’re 20-something and you finally get off work where you’re surround by people twice your age

Who are you?

a quick sketch of raquel from crazyhead. it’s a netflix show about two girls who hunt demons!! it’s amazing!! go watch it!!

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.