Superman, Basically:

Clark: Bruce are you okay?? Your heartbeat is going crazy do I need to call someone?

Bruce: hm (negative)

Clark: Bruce how long has it been since you slept

Bruce: hn (neutral)

Clark, eyes narrowed: Bruce.

Bruce: 2

Clark: Two, what? Two days?

Bruce: hm….. (negativ)

Clark: TWO WEEKS?

Bruce:

Clark: HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE

Bruce: I’m not alive. I’m Batman

Clark:

Batman & Superman by Kevin Wada

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!

Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:

"ass."

Clark leaning out the window : YOU HEAR THAT SUPERMAN?? YOU AINT SHIT !!!

We’re so back!!

I'm obsessed with Tim Drake joins the Batfamily early fics, but holy shit I just read one where Tim straight-up gaslighted the Batfamily into thinking he was their kid.

He snuck in, went to breakfast, said to Bruce "Hey, Dad" and complained that Bruce forgot to wake him up after Tim fell asleep in the Batmobile last night. And Tim said so with such confidence that Batman was like, "Did I forget I had another kid???" Freaks out. Does some sleuthing. Tim has planted all this evidence to make it seem like he's been living there a long time.

And they have to go make sure this isn't some time travel or multiuniverse bullshit. Meanwhile, Tim himself internally is going, "Holy shit is this actually working"

I don’t think we, as a fandom, discuss how absolutely WILD it must have been for Tim to switch from idolizing Dick to having him literally being his brother who will casually chug a gallon of milk just to prevent Tim from getting any.

Like personally if fucking Zendaya or like Orlando Bloom showed up at my house and started treating me as a sister I would get WHIPLASH

Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

Bruh, these kids were really out here rolling out the cash to murder our boy Jason. I know it's not the biggest hunk of cash but look at the inflation calculator for context:

$1.33 for every call! I mean, they'd be spending that to save him too, but shhhhhhh....

I wonder how much money it took to kill Jason Todd.

SO ACCORDING TO SCREENRANT and GamesRadar the total votes were 10,614 with 5,343 = DIE and 5,271 = LIVE

In today's currency that's $7,106.19 so that the Joker could kill Jason Todd

People spent $7,010.43 in today's currency trying to SAVE Jason's life.

A paltry difference of $95.76 of today's money and only $36 in the reality of 1988 with only a 72 vote difference.

Less than $100 of today's money and maybe Jason wouldn't have died.

Imagine (but don't) a fic where Bruce goes to the multiverse to call the phone number so many times to save his son and then he never dies

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

Superman, Batman, Lex Luthor and the Joker by Laura Braga