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God Of War:Norse Saga fancast

My Greek saga fancast

Dave Bautista as Kratos

Deborah Ann Woll as Faye/Laufey

Billy Barratt as Atreus/Loki

Lena Headley as Freya

Liam Cunningham as Mimir

Nick Frost as Brok

Simon Pegg as Sindri

Alan Ritchson as Magni Thorson

Alexander Ludwig as Modi Thorson

Gustaf Skarsgård as Baldur

Stellan Skarsgård as Odin

Alexander Skarsgård as Thor Odinson

Bill Skarsgård as Heimdall

Ray McKinnon as Tyr

Charlize Theron as Lady Sif

Sophia Lillis as Thrúd Thorsdottir

Storm Reid as Angrboda

Alfre Woodard as Gryla

Jamie Wannell as Skjoldr

Mark Hamill as Ratatoskr

Andy Serkis as Durlin

Bear McCreary as Raeb

Charlie Vickers as Freyr

Colman Domingo as Hildisvíni

Sierra McCormick as Lunda

Clive Standen as Birgir

Domhnall Gleeson as Byggvir

Teyonah Parris as Beyla

Katheryn Winnick as Sigrún

Ralph Ineson as Surtr

That's a whole new level.

Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?

And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.

You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?

You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?

Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh

SuperNova!

As much as I dislike AI, there is a really funny series on YT called Elden Ring abridged where the channel uses AI voices to basically turn ER into a family drama, even giving it some plot! And o e of the subplots is about Godfrey falling in love with Rennala and I just think that it's such a fitting ship tbh.

Am I the only one who thinks that Rennala and Godfrey would make a great duo/couple ?

Like, one is a loving boy girl mom and the other is a sport dad who (from what I understand) loved his sons.

Just ditch those godly fuckheads and treat yourself nicely, you deserve it.

This is oneof the coolest mods I've ever seen!

Update to an Incredible Elden Ring Mod that improves Morgott's fight:

So, Theres a mod that improves Morgott's Bossfight, chief among them, adding him SUMMONING A SHADE OF GODFERY/HOARAH LOUX to attack with him, alongside a ton of speed, attack, and strength buffs.

And Now they've updated it so he summons Hoarah Loux in the second phase, and it's GLORIOUS

and it works So well in lore, with him summoning the spirit of his father to help him fight.....should have been the final boss.

SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/@Goodbutevilgenius

Never forget that the strongest mortal and first of our kind, both Tarnished and Lord, with his dying breath venerates us with: "Brave Tarnished".

"Aspiring Lord of the old order"

"Foul Tarnished"

"Mongrel Intruder"

Our Elden Lord was assigned many titles by the remembrances they now wield.

so I've found the greatest elden ring fanfic of all time:

Things Tarnished Are No Longer Allowed To Do In The Lands Between

bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog

I hate caelid

May I present an addition:

And a more explicit version:

POV: Engineer has an argument with Engineer

....just like me they want to be, close to you

Faro's arc was especially satisfying and beautiful to read.

tbh as much as i love thrawn (2017) i think thrawn: treason is better. the plot is more cohesive and characters have very interesting interactions and arcs. also its lowkey funny as hell. thrawn is petty as fuck, faro has the best internal dialogue (presto!) eli’s pov reads like a soap opera. honestly it’s great.

Somebody said this feels like a creepypasta brought to life, but it also feels like something straight out of TF2.

Except it's TF2 and nobody actually gives a shit probably.

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