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Not now, Satan

Reminder for today:

You should go out.

You should see the world.

ARYA STARK IS THE TRUE QUEEN ON GAME OF THRONES

Bodil Jane https://honestlywtf.com/art/bodil-jane/

Cats 🐈 🐈‍⬛

Bokuto getting injured, and having to take a month off to recover- decides to do his pt in Tokyo, and crash at his boyfriend Akaashi’s house. With him he brings the mangy street cat he forcibly adopted from a dumpster, Kuroo. Akaashi isn’t thrilled- he already has a cat of his own, a spoiled, pampered, rare male calico named Kenma. He’s nervous about them getting along, and it was a little touchy at first- Kuroo was quick to take a liking to Kenma, but Kenma took a bit longer to come around to the larger black cat.

Soon enough, they’re thick as thieves. Akaashi is baraged with photos of them cuddling together, grooming eachother, and one video of Kuroo bringing Kenma a gift of a dead mouse that Akaashi quickly begs Bokuto to get rid of.

Then, they start getting a little too close. Kenma is acting weird, shoving his butt into Kuroo’s face and yowling at him.

“I’ve never seen them cuddle like this before” Bokuto captions a video of what is clearly Kuroo mounting Kenma. Akaashi is spiralling; can cats be gay? Why was Kenma acting like that? Kuroo he gets, the bastard pain in his ass will hump anything and everything. But he was assured Kenma was a rare calico male, the breeder said so when he got him a few months ago. He just said he’d have to wait a few weeks for the balls to drop. How long was that again?

A quick trip to the vet confirms it, he had misgendered his damn cat. Now they’re expecting kittens.

“I’m too young to be a grandpa, Akaashi!”

That's literally a title, a moniker, but she wasn't born Elizabeth Jr or some shit

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

I'm sure this has been done...

I'm ok with this. 😂

Episode 5 Spoilers ! 🔥🐉

This gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores !

OH . MY . GOD. AMERICA