As Soon As Dating Is Available:

I'M SO FUCKING REAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDYYYYYY

I don't remember this shit

I, uh…huh.

I just threw up in my mouth

I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself

Year 5 Things To Come

Only If You Become A Prefect👇

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

Basically everyone with the clothing challenges

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

Questions & Answers from Teachers/Students

Most are ones I’ve run into, plus a few I’ve seen around. Crtl/cmd+f and search. Will keep it updated as I find more/experience more myself. Feel free to send me anything to add as I’m aware that certain answers do have multiple responses.

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I CAN BECOME A PREFECT!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?