Writing My First Ever Smut Scene And Deciding To Let Go And Write Naturally What Comes To Mind…

you got me imagining the lads blobbus doing their best to transport a heavily sleepy big wife blobbu out of the rain like she's some ant queen

dear anon, thank you for requesting this

When the fanfic so good you just gotta eat your phone

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

Also I needed some real solars for his trials because he ONLY EVER GIVES ME BONFIRE OR BUNNY

no thoughts. just sylus and his motorcycle

need that.

RAF W BOBA EYES IS THE SWEETEST HES SO AKSHDJSKSKSBSNS

Do not seperate them in Bkub’s style

Yes, I do draw, after a year🥹

Lads takes up so much space it's genius that they put in a period tracker but we have to combine more apps. Let me check my email. Sylus is now my secretary. My alarms? Zayne wakes me up now. Food? Xavier burnt the apartment down so now he orders doordash for you and keeps track of your favorite things. Bored? Rafayel has Netflix on his phone now.

L&DS HCs: hot girl stomach issues edition

I'm sorry in advance. I've been having tummy problems lately and pain inspires me.

Xavier

He could eat a car battery and be perfectly fine

The healthiest gut, an actual medical anomaly

Possibly from the years he's spent poisoning himself with his own cooking

Lives life carefree, never knowing the shame, agony, and humiliation of having chronic dookie disease

Does not know what gluten is

Zayne

Sensitive to dairy, other than that he's usually fine

But like really sensitive. One slice of cheese and the warning rumbles have already begun.

Tries to maintain a healthy gut microbiome by dieting and taking supplements

Stress bloating and stress-induced acid reflux

Pepto loyalist

Rafayel

Sensitive to spicy food but still routinely puts his digestive system through that torture

Ate an entire jar of flintstones vitamins once

Not a stranger to stomach agony, but usually self-inflicted

Enjoys the tropical fruit flavored tums

Sylus

As much as I'd like to say he suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome, I don't see it for him.

Will probably have to stop drinking as he gets older though, having too much wine is starting to make him feel queasy these days

Not that he'd admit that to anyone though

Caleb

Actually suffers from agonizing irritable bowel syndrome

Desperately tries to keep it a secret to maintain his mystique

Creeps up on him hard and fast with no warning

Ends conversations abruptly and walks away with little room for protest from his underlings, which would usually shows how no-nonsense and confident he is as a colonel, but the reality is that he feels a storm brewing in his gut and is making a quick escape.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.