Jeff: You Have My Knife!

Handsome

Eyeless jack: You're so handsome helen

Helen: no need to be jealous, you're also handsome

Eyeless jack: I wasn't being jealous I was being gay

*Jeff and Sally set the kitchen on fire*

Jeff: FUCK WE NEED AN ADULT!

Sally: Jeff you are the adult!

Jeff: OH FUCK!

Jeff: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, CALL SLENDERMAN!

My mind feels like it's been infected with dogman lately! It's low-key motivated me a lot recently! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

A poem I wrote a while ago.

In Court

Toby: *whispers to lawyer*

Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.

Toby: Just ask

Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest

Drive

Sam: We gotta get to the hospital fast

Dean: Then I should drive

Sam:WHy?

Dean: Cause I got nothing to live for and drive like it

Sam:okay, let's do it

(later in the car)

Everyone: *screaming*

Comfort

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fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"