RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: Ignore Itttt :33

more retirement doodles 💕

Palia tweets pt1

omega anatomical study 😳 🖤Ω

This post is making me insane

Sees this fucked up thing .can I eat this

This would be an absolute amazing way for Angel’s contract with Valentino to break.

And huskerdust points

Comic from Angel’s bday I forgot to put here!

hello for the 3 sentence thing, consider: dewther + mass effect au

(I like that this will appeal to exactly two people, and it's literally just us lmao)

"Oh you can't be serious."

"What?" Dew looks up from the weapons bench, in the middle of cleaning his rifle. "You don't agree?"

Aether stares at him from across the vehicle bay, omni-tool still popped and running diagnostics on the Mako.

"You seriously think you could take a Krogan? Do you have a death wish?"

"No more than anyone else that joins the military," Dew replies with a shrug, polishing his scope. "Besides, I'm more flexible than I look."

Aether makes a rather undignified sound, and something about it gives Dew pause. He sets the scope down and turns to face his squadmate fully, finding him bug-eyed and gaping.

"Wait, did you mean in a fight?"

Dewdrop is cat coded, but specifically in the way that:

Dew often becomes overcome w/ the overwhelming urge to slap

Dew’s body is like a liquid. He takes the shape of w/e he’s sitting in.

Dew goes ek ek ek whenever he’s stimulated.

Dew will attack paper coming out of the printer in Papa’s office

Dew is full of soup.