Imagine Yautja Hands But,,,, Toe Beans,,,,…..

This post is making me insane

Sees this fucked up thing .can I eat this

I hate it when a mutual is attractive. What are you doing in a dingy place like this babygirl.

Comic from Angel’s bday I forgot to put here!

leigh whannell has the face of a man whose picture should be in a heart shaped locket

The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

Ghost: *gets a cast for a broken arm and wants to murder someone because of it*

Soap: *paints Starry Night on it*

Ghost: *completely and utterly gone on this man because holy shit this ADHD motherfucker just sat still for 3 hours making his cast pretty to make him feel better* "marry me"

Done for the Ghoulcy Atomic Blast Event!: artists and writers are inspired by each other in order to create ghoulcy fanfics and fanarts. This fancomic is participating under the Boom category. Those who wish can be inspired by this work to write a story about it. To be fair, artists could post their fanart by June 5, so I am ABSOLUTELY late and this work may be excluded, BUT because I like the idea of this event where artists and writers inspire each other, I still propose this comic, hoping someone will participate.

The Tweet I was inspired by is THIS ONE, where Walton Goggins playing the bad guy who is beating the shit out of Lara in Tomb Raider. I found the scene extremely - and wrongly - erotic. ❤️