John Wrote A Short Story Where He Has Sex With A 'woman' In Paris. Except The Woman Is Called Amie L'Nitrate

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To everyone who WANTS to work out and be more active, but can’t make it out of bed bc or depression or burnout etc. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED.

Here’s a list of exercises I’ve found I can do in my bed. Please be aware that as long as you are happy with yourself, that great. I just made this list for myself when it’s hard to get out of bed, but I still WANT to get some exercise in. This list is not meant to shame anyone or tell people that they have to work out or say any “no excuses” bullshit. This is really just for fun and for when you’re feeling up for it. Love you guys and take care of yourself ❤️

Note: I do not have experience with chronic pain or issues with mobility, so if you are in bed for those reasons, this list may not be for you, but if you feel up to giving them a try, great!

- leg raises

- planks

- Russian twists

- supermans

- side planks

- knee push ups or push ups

- flutter kicks

- shoulder tap planks

- bicycles

- hollow body hold

- modified tricep dips (where you get in a crab-walk stance and dip your arms up and down)

Anyway, love you guys. Have fun and take care of yourself.

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well tell me, mr tv man, just where you make your moral stand?

I can’t get over the fact that Mike literally gave Will an arm punch? Is that not classic ‘I’m attracted to you so I’m going to avoid friendly affection in favour of a more ‘masculine’ and detached gesture because the idea of touching you makes me feel weird and nervous and I need to make it clear this is a Platonic interaction’?

If it was simply about weirdness from them not speaking, they could’ve just made it a stiff and awkward hug. But no, we get Mike specifically going out of his way to make it as non-intimate as possible.

Hi! We're having a Head (1968) watch party over in our Monkees discord server on the 25th November 2023, and we want to invite whoever wants to come to watch with us!

There's no obligation to talk during the film, we just want people to enjoy it! If you're interested, the link to join the server is here (30 day invite link). The server is a mixed-age server (with dedicated 18+ channels), so please be respectful!

Let me know if you have any questions!

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak