Can Someone Please Be Proud Of Me Like Fuck I’m Trying

Steve growing up to be a social worker. He got the idea after taking all those kids under his wing. He went to community college and started working right away. It exhausts him and it’s hard and upsetting, but he gives it his all every day. He wonders how people could be so horrible, but then at least he’s had experience fighting monsters for years.

Just let me adore you, oh honey.

pretty boy hours

small guy tall guy bit

🔪🛸✨🛒✅

Seems accurate

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Hard of hearing Steve where everyone learns early on that flashing the lights of the room their in is not a good way to get to get his attention.

I mean you'll have it.

But you'll also freak the fuck outta him.

well tell me, mr tv man, just where you make your moral stand?

Peter & Davy in Head

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

Just some of my Mulder and Scully head cannons.

Mulder never unties his sneakers, just crams his feet into them and goes

Scully loves to sleep in

Mulder hums classical music around his home

They both never use a coaster, three coffee rings all over their office and homes

Mulder’s habit of falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV drives Scully crazy

Mulder has an unlimited supply of soft T-shirt’s, Scully has an unlimited supply of comfy sweaters

Mulder is almost always at the office first

Any time something goes missing in the office, Scully sarcastically says “It’s aliens, Mulder.” To which he responds “ha. Ha.” .