Seriously Like You Decide To Audition For A Fun Little Show About A Band And Next Thing You Know There’s

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more pressing question what the hell is MICKY doing

Just imagine the media thinking that’s his real name, and referring to him in, like, People or something as “Baby” and Steve is so mad about it. Eddie is just cackling and is just saying you know this is your fault, right?

All the Corroded Coffin guys call Steve "baby" because Eddie slipped up once and to cover up Eddie's queerness from the press they all decided to call Steve baby always.

Actually, Scully, it is.

Steve’s seen it before.

The barely concealed expression of horror, made right as a lady hears one of his cornball, goofy jokes and speeds through the five stages of grief as they realize they still want to fuck him. 

Even if he says shit so ridiculous a middle schooler couldn’t get away with it. 

(And Steve would know, because he’s watched Dustin try.)  

It’s a core part of his personality really. He was smooth about it when he cared about appearances, locked the corny shit away until they were alone and he could reveal just enough of his real self to seal the deal.  

Then he was all about making teddy bears talk and all other kinds of stupid shit. 

Nowadays he doesn't bother with putting on the cool guy front. 

Steve is who he is, and likes who he likes, and that perhaps, is why this particular look of horrified acceptance is so amusing.

Because it’s not on a girl's face.

It’s on Eddie’s. 

Which he expected, because Steve’s not as stupid as the kids think.

Just as Eddie isn’t the best at hiding his crushes like he thinks he is. 

The over-the-top showmanship and teasing, the jokes and theatrics might fool most of the Party, and had even Robin second guessing for a while, but none of them have done their time in the trenches.

Romance is, and has always been, Steve’s game.

“What did you say?” Eddie asks, laughter ringing through his voice, and with a cocky grin, Steve steps into his space and happily repeats himself. 

“I said--if no one’s done it yet, then let me be the first to thank you for wearing those pants.” For the second time, Steve sends his eyes downward, only to slowly pull them back up. “What are they made out of? Boyfriend material?” 

“oh my God.” Eddie says but he’s grinning, a finger pulling some hair across his face and Steve knows then and there that he’s won.

Hey could you do a headcannon list of jork and dolenzmith on a road trip??

Yes! I would love to! Thank you for requesting! 

They’ve been planning on a road-trip on and off for what seemed like forever until one day Micky just decides that the time is now. 

“Everyone cancel your plans, I’ve decided we’re doing this!”

Peter has a friend who has a friend who has an old Volkswagen van he can borrow.

 Mike insists that he be the one who drives. More specifically, the only one to drive. He is one of those people that feels the most comfortable when they are behind the wheel.

Micky sits next to him, in the passengers seat, and controls the radio. 

Peter somehow is the one who gets to hold the map. He circles all the places each of them want to go because they really don’t have a specific destination. Peter personally wants to go to all the kitschy places.

Peter brings his camera to take pictures and ends up taking a lot of Davy. 

The road-trip itself is not very planned out. Considering it was spur of the moment. But they plan to be gone for about a week. 

Micky feels the need to go into every Gas Station they stop at & get some sort of little object. All four of them now have their names plastered in glitter on their very own key-chain.

They stop at a really cool rest-stop for food that looks over the road below at the end of day 1. While Davy & Peter are distracted and a drowsy Micky has his head on Mike’s shoulder, Mike switches their key-chains so he’s got Micky’s name and Micky’s got Mike’s.

He loops his around his finger and kisses the top of Micky’s head.

Davy gets bored being in the car for so long and Micky gets a little fidgety. So Mike makes sure they get out and stretch their legs often. 

They can’t really afford continuous hotel rooms so they sleep in the van. It’s pretty roomy anyway. However, Davy isn’t a fan.

One night, Davy and Peter stayed up and listened to the fireworks they could hear from outside and they talked about their future. 

Davy basically sleeps on top of Peter every night. 

Mike likes to sneak off in the middle of the night and stand against the head of the van. Just to think about life or something. 

A very sleepy Micky usually comes out to join him eventually. Mike loops his arm around him and they chat for a while, about the trip and where they’re gonna go next. 

Micky knows it’s time to go back to bed when Mike kisses his temple. 

There is no fooling around in the van. 

Sometimes when they’ve been walking around a place for a while, Peter will carry Davy around on his back. At least until he’s tired. 

Sometimes Mike drives with one hand on the wheel and Micky holds the other. 

Davy points out every time he sees an animal. Peter loves to see them. 

The trip is really fun & they plan to go on another very soon! 

I hope this was ok!!! 

I just saw an ad for an AI generated NSFW video of Dorah the fucking explorer. I just… I don’t think… I don’t know how to… why? Just why?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

“There are no laws, there are no rules. Just grab your friend and love them.” -Jim Morrison

“An on-stage exchange of glances between Mike and Micky.”

Flip, 1968

Once a Bad Bitch always a Bad Bitch

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