Latest Posts by hilsonpolycule - Page 3

had to put how the house md fandom views chase into words

uhh would I be able to ask for a hilson character swap?? (hl as wilson and rsl as house? with the cane and everything??)

p.s. I am absolutely in love with your art style!!

hope you don’t mind but i took a slightly different approach to your request…

i went a little hogwild. be normal about those old men challenge, difficulty: impossible

i think this is the best show in the world

"Say aaah..."

daily house life

3 out of my five billion renditions of this image

i saw this on my dash today

but i was like… yeah that’s actually just canon in house md

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

my own take on house doing drag, inspired heavily by @/spro-o (they make amazing art go look at their stuff, very cool)

house when he's busy bringing "committing to the bit" to unprecedented new levels

biblically accurate hilson

"it's never catnip, Wilson"

House M.D. 5x04 || Richard Silken, Crush

house

House

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

What Wilson's wives saw seconds before divorce.

why does House look so cute here? are they flirting? probably!

wilson in progress

we do a little tomfoolery

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

i love kutner sooo bad btw. he consistently solves things not only as well as house does but understands his metaphors and USES THEM IN THE SAME WAY. and hes so smart and he has so much love in his heart and he is an orphan and he eats cereal while playing video games and he is so kind but not always nice and he killed himself because kal penn had to join the obama administration. can anyone hear me

been kinda obsessed with finding the entirety of that one house md photoshoot since seeing this post and i found a higher quality version of one of the pics

and the fanpop poster cites the source as this site (internet archive link) though unfortunately none of the pictures show up

while looking for that i also found these pics (same photoshoot i presume?)

one of my worst fears as a house fan is being like “yeah house and wilson are so gay” and ppl thinking the house fandom is just one of the ones that can’t just let 2 men be friends/depict a male friendship and is just exaggerating/reading too much into stuff like NO if anything we’re understating it like 😭

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

no no hold on wait h. can. can we talk about. ca. hold on wait. can we talk about how Wilson and House walk together. no I’m serious can we talk about how House walks slow and disjointed and hobbling like a common cripple (me fr) can we talk about how as he leans one way Wilson bends to make space and then he’s immediately right next to him following him as House moves away. Can we talk about how they match each other stride for stride even though Wilson can’t be comfortable with his mile long legs shuffling like that and House can’t be comfortable speeding up to accommodate wilson. they pick up and put their feet down at the same time it’s so dark in here can anyone hear me helloooooo

i feel like. as a community, we don't talk about how wilson effectively hit house with a "your mama" joke enough