Jim: Hey, kid. What’s on your nails? Nail polish?
Freddie: I’ll never ever let my son wear nail polish—
Jim: But Fred...
Freddie: Lemme finish.
Freddie: I’ll never ever let my son wear nail polish tHAT DOESN’T MATCH HIS SHIRT. C'MON, BUDDY. I’LL FIND YOU A PRETTIER ONE.
my bisexuality hurts too much now. If I have a crush on Sebastian as the Winter Soldier imagine how I reacted when I saw him playing as other of my crushes
Reading a really good fic like
Aw yes! Let’s make the rockin’ world go ’round
what am i? a fat bottomed girl
what do i do? make the rockin’ world go ‘round
I feel that. I’m usually awake at three a.m and they’re all sleeping like a fUCKING BUNCH OF BABYS
Being the only night person in your friends' group is shit
Every woman who became the muse for a rockstar IS the true rockstar
Every woman who became the muse for a rockstar probably deserved better
I literally did this like one hour ago
I look better in this style that irl
Thanks @vinylbagel for the tag ❤️
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Tagging: @fluff-moo @smokeandmirrorz @emometalhead @no-stone-no-bone @tattooedwithblues @roger-taylors-car @weirdwritingsbymeg @izzys-nose-ring
This is my eternal mood
Fuck