I Got Tired Of Being The Only One Of My Friends That Doesn’t Have A Cool Logo Lol

same haha

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

i've started streaming and im using it as an excuse to buy more legos and magic cards

anybody wanna play mtg commander on tabletop simulator? I'm still new and learning but I dont have any friends to play it ;-;

tumblr is the superior social media website purely because of audio posts. here's a wip

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

The aliens you've seen while living out in the woods have rarely been "friendly," but always benign. You have your space, they have theirs, rarely interacting... which is why you knew something was wrong when you found advanced defenses around your house and a hand-drawn warning to stay inside.

193 days until halloweeeeeeeen

Gonna listen to horror podcasts and lie to myself today