Squirting Headcanons

Overhaul/ Chisaki Kai x reader

"Love is cruel..."

He felt numb, it was so long that he felt this way but he surely didn't miss it one bit...

He entered the... once shared room of him and you...

God, or whoever was above him listening his own miserable thoughts... why don't you just end everthing right here and now? Why don't curse him with all the plagues on the universe for all he had done and said...

He never mean it to discount all of his anger and frustrations on you, he wanted to get back at time so desperately...

"I swear if you dare to put your filth hands on me you're going to regret for ever being borned in this god for saken planet!" He yelled while hitting your hand away from his shoulder. He was instable and already exploding all of his wrath on the closest person near his presence, sadly you.

"Kai I'm sorry, I was only trying to-"

"Trying to help?" He asked sarcastically while changing his once loud voice to a much quieter and even threating tone "This was supposed to make me laugh? Please don't just humiliate yourself like that... You never helped in any meand this organization, your presence is equivalent to a bug, absolutely nothing."

"What makes you think that I ever needed your help (Y/N)?"

He spilled these words before he could hold them back, he immediately realized his mistake when your usual soft and caring eyes turned to wide, feared and teary ones...

Then you surprise him with a laugh, by no means a gentle or even one of his favorite cute little giggles of yours...

No, it was cold. A very glacial and unhappy quiet laugh.

"Seriously?" You asked while rubbing the heel of your hand in your eyes while containing a sob "Absolutely nothing?" The cold smile you tried to mantain fell from your face as you repeated his sharp words.

He so desperately wanted to take back what he said but before he even made a single move you started to tear up and sobbing quietly.

What did he do...?

"Y-you never once made it clear that I was such a pest... How was I supposed to know when you were so different with me... called me countless times angel, saying that I'm pure... was this all a plaything to you Overhaul? Were you just hiding how you really felt?" You asked looking at him, even if it was slightly blurry your vision from all the tears forming in your (E/C) eyes and falling to the cold ground.

No no no... he never faked his feeling towards you! Don't cry... please...

He never once felt so hurt when someone called him Overhaul until now, guess he was so used to you calling him by his once given name that this hurted more than expected.

You sobbed wiping your tears away with your sleeve while turning your back to him and leaving his office stopping by the entrance only to mutter something that he felt like he was shooted straight on the chest.

"Even after all you've done, I still somehow love you deeply... that was your plan? Making me fall in love just to feel this imense pain for your owm liking?" You took a last glance at the man before closing the door "...cruel and cold, Overhaul... you did a good job."

"Wait! (Y/N)-!" you closed the door and soon your footsteps turned into running.

"Dammit!" He punched the wall as an effort to discount his hatred.

In your huried pace you accidentally bumped into Chrono, who suddenly became allarmed from your red puffy eyes and sobbing figure.

"(Y/N) what happened? Was it one of the new recruits? I'll call Overhaul righ-"

"No Kurono, he did this..." you interrupted trying to contain your cries and just breaking down at the front of your lover's childhood friend.

"Pardon?" Even with his mask you could feel the way his eyes widened. Sure you and Chisaki had a few of misunderstandings but at the point of you crying? That was new...

"Please Kurono just leave me alone." You finally got away from him and started to run in the direction of the exit of the base.

He couldn't look properly at his own room... everthing just hurted, everthing just remind him of you...

"Boss I already told the guard to close the gate but he missed the opportunity and she got out anyway..." spoke his friend in a neutral tone standing besides a fuming Overhaul.

"Where is he?" He asked in a threatening voice and his jaw hurted from how much he was forcing his teeth together. His gloves already not there.

He grazed his fingers on a nightstand before sitting himself down on one side of the bed... your side of the bed...

"W-we looked everywhere boss but she just disappeared! No one has seen her on the whole city!" Exclaimed in fear one of the precepts.

He lift himself from the chair and in a quick move he overhauled the guy on the spot.

"Chrono; you, Mimic and Rappa go after her... Now." He demanded as the arrow haired man nooded in understatement excusing himself from the room.

He had to find you.

Cruel and cold... these were last things you reffered to him, not that it was any chances a lie. But he swears he didn't meant it, any of it... God he wanted to take that back so badly.

They have been out for hours now and you still haven't appeared or even gave any signs of existence... His heart clenched, his breath was quick and heavy as he walked around the small room waiting for news.

Maybe he should have got out to look for you, no... Maybe he shouldn't had yelled at you on the first place! He closed his eyes tightly as he rubbed the back of his head anxiously...

The memory of your face was something that it was eating him alive with guilt...

His phone started to ring and he quickly answered.

"Have you found her yet?" He asked not even bothering to hide his desperation or a slight but of hope in his voice.

"Chisaki... maybe you should check the news..." spoke Chrono seriously and Kai didn't fail to miss it the tiny hint of sadness on his friends voice.

"Kurono. What. Happened?" He demanded while gripping his phone tightly over his ear.

"Just look at the news... I can't say this..." he listened an ambulance on the call and immediately his heart dropped.

It was his fault. His fault, his fault! All of this is his fucking damn fault!

"A fight between a small gang and (hero name) were happening just seconds ago by the deepest parts of the city of Tokyo. The hero could stop the attack's from the small gang and prevent any more damages, but sadly some civilians were caught in the act and the minority of them got their lifes taken away..."

Chisaki almost dropped his phone on the ground as he watched the reporter speak blantly all of the incident. He could catch the hidden presence of his comrades on the scene.

No... No, no! This was not happening-! You were ok! You had to be!

"We checked the victims... I'm sorry Kai..." spoke Chrono not bothering to express his sadness for his friend any longer.

Kai stayed there, not even moving and close to not breathing as well... after some time he slowy lift his hand to finish the call. He was so close to vomiting now, his head was spinning; or was it the room? He didn't know anymore.

Please someone tells him this is a sick joke... you couldn't been gone, not after what he did...

The hero presence was shown in the television shortly after.

"I did my best to contain all the civilians safe from the attack but to my sadness I couldn't... I apologize right here in front of the cameras for their families" he bowed politely...

"If you did your damn best WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" Chisaki yelled as he punched the Tv making it go straight to the floor and crashed in millions pieces...

He wasn't wearing his gloves so he could feel the sharpness of the glasses on his hand as some blood dripped... but he couldn't care less... that didn't hurt as much as his soul did right now...

That's why he was here now, searching for some bandages for his injured hand and to wash it to prevent any infections... but the moment he steeped on the room he felt sick to the stomach...

He hasn't moved from your spot on the bed... still glaring numbingly at the ground.

"Cruel and cold Overhaul... you did a good job..."

Such harmful yet rightful last words...

"(Y/N)..." he called quietly starting to feel his golden eyes burning.

Nothing.

"(Y/N)." He called once again starting to tremble.

Silent.

He didn't know which one he hated more... the hero for not saving your life or himself for being the cause of all of this...

"(Y/N)" he contained his urge to yell, as he approached his injured hand to his chest and gripping tightly at his shirt.

The tears started to fall as he tried to gain control over himself... A mental break down? You were always there to console him with your warm touch and sweet as honey words.

But now? All he felt was cold and darkness...

"Angel." He sobbed, finally cracking. "My sweet angel... I'm so sorry!" He cried out loud laying on your side of the bed and crying his eyes out as he screamed in agony on your pillow.

"I'm so sorry angel! I never meant it any of the atrocities I said to you..." He sobbed not even caring about the growing pain on his hand.

"Please..." he pleaded quietly still sobbing "Come back love... I need you more than air itself, please come back (Y/N)..."

Just when he would let out a yell he abruptly awakes sweating cold as his breath hitched on his throat. He rubbed his hair from his forehead as he tried to control his breath.

He was in his office, layed; apparently asleep; on his desk.

A knocked on the door made the man jump lightly.

"Overhaul there's someone on the line wanting to-"

"Where's (Y/N)?" He asked desperately at Mimic who was catched in surprise at seing his boss look so... terrified.

"She just came back from the bookstore Overhaul, with Kurono remember? Maybe is already on the bedro-" poor man couldn't finish his comment when Chisaki almost tripped on his tracks as he quickly made his way out of the office.

"What the hell?" Mumbled Mimic in shock.

You were there? You were ok?! You were alive?

Please god say so...

He stopped on his tracks when he saw your figure talking with Chronostasis not much away from him.

"Thanks for the company Kurono-kun! I apologize if it was such a bother." You smiled holding close your newest book.

"It was actually a pleasure (Y/N). Don't worry about it." He blantly replied, his seriousness never leaving his voice.

...Thank god...

Both of you notice Overhaul's presence shortly after, and Chrono leaves with a nod soon he notices Chisaki approaching your figure.

"Hi my handsome devil!" You beamed happily "Thanks for letting me go to the library, I was so curious about this new-" you were interrupted when suddenly he grabbed your hand and pulled you to your shared room.

You innocently giggled at his actions, still not noticing his desperation...

He checked his right hand for a moment, no injuries found...

That was a dream... a nightmare in fact...

"Hey Kai? You're ok-" you stooped dead in your words whem you saw your usual calm and serious boyfriend turning face to face to you, with red eyes; some tears even escaping and falling down on the ground; as he trembles a bit.

When he locked gazes with you he started to bitterly chuckle as he closed his eyes tightly as he rubbed the heel of his palms on the sides of his face as more and more tears leave his eyes.

"Hey?" You cooed getting closer to him "what... what happened?" You asked worriedly while grabbing his face; not even caring to ask him for permission; between your palms gently.

He oppened his eyes to found yours looking at him with no fear or hurt as he saw minutes before, but with love and worry. He let out a desperate laugh as he put it down his mask to leave a trail of kisses in your entire face, holding you so tight against him that it might leave some bruises.

He smothered your face in tears and desperate kisses, even if you were shooked; and hella confused, you didn't missed the silents coments of "you're alive", "my precious angel you're alive" and the most confusing one: "I'm so sorry."

"Woah, woah, hey?" You distance yourself a little to look at his face wiping away some finals tears. "As much as I love this unusual affection, what happened?"

He pulled you and hold you close to his chest tightly and bringing you two to sit on the bed.

"I messed up... so fucking badly..." he muttered in your hair and you felt his grip only tightening around you.

Clearly he wasn't going to tell you soon, so you just opted to wrap your arms lovingly around him as you whispered the words he so craved to hear.

"I'm here sweetheart..."

He smiled, breathing in your scent.

Yeah... you were here, safe and sound.

Laptop just decides not to save 800 words of a fic im writing so thats great

Can you link (or reply w the author) of those fics from your reblog? Notice, Lead Me Out of the Dark, Be Still Just for Me, & In Bloom? Your fic Thin Walls is one I always go back to. It’s just *chef’s kiss*

yeah, sure! btw none of these are sfw.

Notice (by my wife, weese! @/lookslikeleese, @ itsleese on ao3)

multichap series! bakugou x reader. ongoing.

Lead Me Out of the Dark (@/KatsuIzuKiri)

multichap series! bakugou x reader. ongoing.

Be Still Just for Me (@/thetrashywritingwitch)

multichap series! bakugou x reader. ongoing.

In Bloom (@/tayegi)

has a few parts! jungkook (bts) x reader. finished oneshots.

Gandma's are so cool. In movies and real life. They invented snacks, they sneak you money like they have a bottomless wallet, they buy you anything your parents won't. When I'm older, I strive to be that cool grandma everyone has. Plus, a magic grandma rule is that when you bake (especially cookies), it's automatically yummy approved by the universe

Day 1: Denki Kaminari; Sleepy Sex

Kinktober Masterlist

Word Count: 844

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You thought this was gonna be fun. Well, it was, but you knew being a horny teenager was gonna backfire on you two. 

You had arrived at your boyfriend’s house to have your first sleepover. There was the classic video games and pizza, making out and cuddling. You both had a great time, until it came to be 1 am. 

You yawned and it had spread to him. You were both in the middle of a movie marathon with occasional make out sessions. When you yawned he asked if you were sleepy, which you were, but you were also horny. You both have done “stuff” before but wanted to actually spend time together with this sleepover and not just pass out after sex. This resulted in just hopeless grinding to get you two off. 

You both settled in your bed, cuddling for the nth time that night, smelling like each other and used to each others warmth, you both had fallen asleep easily. His arms were wrapped around you and you faced away from him, his leg in between yours and you both pressed flush against each other.

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You didn’t know what time you woke up and how you did but as of right now, you were still sleep induced and weirdly horny. You had woken up from a rather explicit dream and thought you were still in one when you felt your hips still gyrating against something hard.

You let out a moan while your eyes drooped, still sleepy, and you heard the familiar groans next to your ear. The dream you were in was weirdly realistic, so realistic in fact that it wasn’t a dream. You realized this when a small shock of electricity coursed through your veins. You jolted up with a yelp, the movement not changing the rhythm of his thrusts. 

Then you heard it. The tiny mumble was fully audible to you, “Take them off”

It was then when you realized he somehow shimmied his shorts down and had his member free, rutting up against the curve of your ass. His hands were everywhere, one arm wrapping around your waist tightly and the other was at your side, his free hands squeezing and massaging your breast. 

Before you knew what you were doing you had pushed down your own pajama pants down enough for him to get access to your bare thighs. His length slipped between them and you felt your wetness seep out of your panties, adding to the smeared precum on you thighs. His groans got more breathy and it seemed like he was almost reaching his high. He had woken up, also thinking at first that it was still a dream. 

It was just then when he was closest to his high, he had gotten back his bearings. He had realized he was awake, and you were actually whimpering and moaning as he thrusted his cock between your plush thighs. 

He slowed down, apologies were about to spill out from him before he heard you needily begged, “Please,” the sweet sound leaving your lips

This greatly amused him and a smirk played on lips, “What was that, Princess?”

“Please let me finish” you whimpered.

You didn’t have to tell him twice, he had slid your panties down enough to feel around, collecting your wetness and rubbing the excessive slick on his length before inserting himself in you. You had adjusted to his length when he started moving.

You softly moaned at how deep he reached when he fully sheaved himself in you. His thrusts were pretty shallow, he was tired and could only move a little due to the blanket which made you both sweat. 

You continued nonetheless, him reaching his high quickly from already being there before he fully woke up. His breathing got heavier and he groaned into your ear muttering something about how he was close. You weren’t aware but you were also reaching your high, his fingers had found your clit and rubbed it in quick circles. 

Your moans got higher in pitch as you neared your climax. Your leg was thrown over his hip behind you, Kaminari thrusting faster into you. Your eyes went from half lidded to clamped shut when you reached your high before him. 

Your walls fluttered around him as you got tighter, his thrusting now served to ride out your orgasm and he got his own. You felt his warm seed paint your walls white as he slowed his thrusts, finally stopping after a minute. 

You were both panting, he peeled the covers off and let the chill air dry your sweat. You shivered but endured it before your skin became less sticky, retreating back under the covers.

“Good night again, I guess” Your boyfriend whispered.

“We’ve never done this before so it is kinda awkward but don’t worry, we were both in our right minds when we did this, I think...”

You heard him chuckle and felt him pat your head, “Yeah, go to sleep”

You nodded and settles back in his arms, dozing off.

reincarnation

— Five chances to fall in love. Five reincarnations to find the person you’re destined to be with. It just so happens that in each life you keep meeting a man with brown hair and a sweet involvement of primroses —

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pairing: kaibara sen x fem!reader

warnings: soulmate au!, reincarnation au!, royalty au!, fake dating au!, college au!, villain!kaibara au!, fluff, angst, cursing, alcohol consumption

word count: 11,820

a/n: this is for the bnharem flower server collab!!!! check out the masterlist here, its pretty dope as fuck!!!! also I know dat none yall know who he is because we sleep on class 1-b, but i worked so hard on this and I wrote it in a single day, and its 4 am rn and im exhausted so pretty please help a girl out and just read it ;-; I also tried out a new… voice??? idk how to even explain dis, but yes huzzah!!!! kaibara sen rights!!!!

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The world is a fantastic place.

And to my beautiful reader, know that this is a world where soulmates exist. A world where someone is created flawlessly for you is someone who holds you to the highest symbol, who carries you through the most significant highs and lowest lows without a whine or grievance. 

A soulmate is destined to be yours, but sadly they are hidden within the world. 

My dearest reader, you only have five chances to figure out who your soulmate is. Five reincarnations to figure out who the one who is meant for you. Lucky for most humans, soulmates are found within the first two reincarnation cycles but heed this warning.

At the end of you and your soulmates twenty-first year, you must find each other and fall in love. Should you fail to find and love your soulmate, you’re put into another reincarnation to try again. Each attempt is marked on your wrist, a Roman numeral to indicate whether you have succeeded or failed. You will carry the rest of that reincarnation unable to ever see your soulmate ever again, but when the tattoo changes colors, you know the person you love is the one for you.

Good luck, my dearest reader, this is a challenging journey, but I know that you will do well.

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les matins (the mornings)

Although you and Monoma clashed at night, you found solace through each other’s arms in the mornings.

pairing ⟶ monoma neito/ gn! reader

word count ⟶ 6.2k+ words

warnings ⟶ pro heroes, talks about suggestive stuff, domestic fluff, angst, monoma being an asshole for a min, oh my god they were quarantined

a/n ⟶ this is a collab for sof’s discord server crackhead sanctuary!! yes that is the real name!! it was supposed to be just fluffy quarantine shenanigans but i said fuck it let’s make this super long and add sad vibes. also s/o to the very, very few people who write monoma crumbs i see u

⟶ playlist; les matins by angèle, sunshine by kyle, 12:34 by billy lemos, cariños by the marías, yours by alina baraz

You’re in the middle of packing when you hear it.

“This means no traveling, no gatherings of more than six, and by any means, no leaving the house unless absolutely essential,” the newscaster reported on the television screen, a newscaster who interviewed you plenty of times.

Pausing, you take a look at the space around you. A modernist styled apartment in the middle of the city, certainly not your city and most definitely not your apartment. “I’m stuck here?”

Now, you wouldn’t be opposed to staying in such a lovely apartment for a few weeks, but the problem was that this wasn’t just anyone’s condo.

It was Monoma’s.

Truthfully, you and Monoma hated each other since the moment you met in high school. You’re hardly one for confrontation, opting to get through your time at U.A. as efficiently and simply as you possibly could for a hero student, but there was something about the pretentious way he spoke that burned bitter inside you. Apparently he felt the same way, because when he went on his rants targeting the class of 1-A, you always seemed to be the main character.

But something changed.

Something changed, and you can’t quite place your finger on it, but it did. Maybe it was all the times you got drunk together by your third-year and he was surprisingly pleasant to talk to. Maybe it was the way he gushed about his own classmates, because his hate of 1-A stems from his love for 1-B. Maybe it was the many, many instances he risked his own life to save yours, rendering you speechless at times.

Graduating, getting jobs, moving from Musutafu, you found that you didn’t hate each other completely. You worked together sometimes, made small talk at charities, and even had each other’s numbers. He even offered to let you stay at his apartment when you took up a mission in the city he lived in.

It by no means meant that you were particularly close. Years of resentment couldn’t be mended by happy birthday texts.

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[At Kirishima and Bakugou’s wedding]

Mitsuki: [Raising a glass] To my new son-in-law, I say this:

Mitsuki: You have released me. This monster is yours now

Part 3 pinkjin uwu 💓

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You know since I’m writing a hyunjin thing. This is nice inspo

rare ships like these need more recognition

duo dynamic.

[ in which your favourite pornstar invites a special guest over for one of his lives — tobio kageyama x tsukishima kei, female reader ]

➵ word count: 3.4K | characters aged up 18+, pornstar!kageyama, some brattysub!kageyama x dom!tsukishima, masturbation (use of toys; vibrator), name-calling (degradation),, face-fucking (deep-throating), ass play, slow to rough sex, teasing, aftercare.

➵ © i do not own haikyuu!! all credit for the show goes to haruichi furudate. i only own the story, writing and au.

➵ a/n: a thank you to @letshaikyuu​ because she’s just so supportive and sweet in general? but she helped me with a few aspects of this fic so creds to her. i honestly don’t know where i would be without her <3

❝give yourself up to me entirely and i can’t promise you won’t be broken.❞

Perhaps it would be best to say that it all started with a click and a play. But then again, you couldn’t exactly recall how it all came to be during the six months that had passed. You’d like to say that you use your resources to a minimum wage, but the vibrator that buzzed to life every evening spoke another story you couldn’t bring yourself to deny.

The strangeness of it all was enough to cloud your mind; maybe that’s why you forgot how it started. Maybe that’s why you forgot how you ended up masturbating to a twenty-four year old guy on the glossy screen of your laptop. You didn’t really know much about him, so you couldn’t exactly call what you had a crush. Knowing his last name wasn’t enough either.

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