Why Am I Not Surprised

Not a lot of people know this but if you say “be a good boy for me? Please?” Boys will trip over themselves and cream their pants while doing whatever you want

reblogging this for safe keeping the oc angst comfort abt to go crazy

can somone just hold me like theyre terrified to lose me

Him - Yoongi OneShot

Yikes so i didnt post for a while but here i am. with something i was suppose to post AGES ago. enjoy~

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His platinum hair blew with the wind. Swaying where ever the wind goes. Feet bare, roaming around the field. Taking the green, soft grass and unlucky flowers under the milky skin of his foot. You were busy, doing what you loved to do. Baking. Also tending to your needs, but something about him just plus you towards. How his hands gracefully sway with the rhythm of the breeze. The way he moves, becoming part of the scenery set before you. He leaves at sun down exactly, coming back the next day at noon. Exactly. All the time, he never missed a day. Never late by a minute. Yet you never get tired of seeing him peacefully becoming one with the flowers and the butterflies. No, he was stealing the attention from them.

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You were tired of the city life, packing your belongings you started fresh, setting foot in the beautiful country side three years ago. Not too far but just far enough. You loved it here, so did your parents. They visited you here and there and gushed on how brave you were in ditching the city life for a life where you can be independent, all on your own. No yelling, no commotion, no smoke and no stress. Just you and nature. 

 You spent most of your days tending the animals and did what you loved the most, baking. With fresh ingredients right at your fingertips, you have no worries for chemicals. You were baking more than ever. You would spend hours baking like an incurable disease. Until he came along, dancing with the butterflies. Something about his platinum locks, creamy skin and soft features piqued your interest. You always caught yourself staring. Your face went hot everytime like he caught you himself. 

 Noon rolled around and exactly at that time he strolled in sight. You parted from your oven every now and then to take a peak. Still, in the end, your bad "habit" returned. Your eyes were glued on him. The chances you thought would be one in a billion, he turned to face you. Eyes meeting, your heart fluttered, your palms sweat. You felt hot as if lava was oozing through you. Your eyes locked which felt like light years. He abruptly turned, his silky strands flying after him. "Wha-" you squeaked "what's you name?" You managed to yell. Again, he looked at you but this time with a faint but visible smirk on his face. He turned around starting to walk off. 

 "Find out" 

 His platinum hair disappearing as he got farther away then out of sight. You squinted as you mentally challenged him. "Oh, I will" you said to no one but yourself, grinning "I will.". You turned around seeing the gray and black smoke coming from the oven. That's when the scent of brunt goodies "graced" your nostrils. "Ah, Shi-taki mushrooms, dammit" you cursed at yourself in frustration as you hurriedly ran to turn the oven off. The next morning was like any other morning. The sky was blue, with clouds like a perfectly painted picture. Along with the birds who laughed and sang, using the sky as their playground. You? You were doing the usual, baking. Everything was normal but something felt different. It was noon and the field was empty, no signs of the platinum haired boy. You took no notice as you thought something interfered with his journey here, so you took no mind. Two hours had passed, far passed noon and still no signs. Worry crept in your mind which kept you glancing every few seconds in hopes he will appear. You tried to distract yourself by focusing on the cake you were baking, luckily it was working. Not for long though, thirty minutes later, no signs of him. Overwhelmed with worry and curiosity, you took off your mittens, throwing them on the counter. Making sure to turn the oven off before you slipped on your flats to venture outside. Greeted by the cool breeze that spun with your dress and danced with your hair. You strolled around places you thought he might be. From the stream to the hills, there was no signs of him. After a while you grew tired and gave up. You bitterly walked near the little woodland forest not too far from home. Looking at the ground as you walked you sighed, disappointed. 

 You heard someone humming a melody.

You stopped in your tracks.You turned you head to the source. It was coming from in the forest. Your legs started moving towards the sound as if it was attracted to it. The more you walked and moved tree branches out your way, the more you stepped over roots. The louder the humming got. In no time you arrived at a pond. It glistened and shone with beauty, accompanied by who you were looking for. 

 Pit Patter Pitter

 Was the sound of 'him' throwing stones into the pond, creating ripples with every skip. You tried to get closer, you wanted to get closer. 

 SNAP 

 The humming stopped and both heads looked at the ground. A twig, that you stepped on. You cringed and mentally faced palmed. "Y/N you idiot, you just had to be quiet and you did the opposite" you silently cursed at yourself, squeezing your eyes shut. You opened your eyes to be met with an iceberg, his eyes. Chills went down your spine, it was looking at a statue, stone cold. He turned around around as if he was looking at nothing. He continued to skip stones as if you weren't there. "U-um e-excuse me" you said, just to get silence in return. "Excuse me" you said more confidently. 

Pit Patter Pitter

 You shuffled beside him, sitting down and opened your mouth to speak again. 

  "Stalker" 

 It felt like a brick dropped on your head. "You actually stalked me all the way here" he said. You blinked taken aback. "W-what?" You raised your voice. "O-of course I didn't! I just happen to hear humming. Kinda ignoring the fact that I was looking for you in the first place but-! That's not important! I just followed your humming and saw you here. Either way! You told me to find out your name so there, I wasn't stalking you!" You rambled, trying to defend yourself. You looked at him, who was looking at you lost. Few seconds pasted and his mouth turned into a grin then he burst into laughter. "What's so funny!?" You whined. He got up, brushing his hair back "I was just joking, Jesus". You looked at him, who was still collecting himself. "Your mouth was moving like a propellor" he wheezed, mocking how you were speaking a while ago. 

 He doubled over, laughing even harder. He clutched his stomach shaking from laughter. "H-hey!" You yelled and turned to hit him but he was too quick. He moved away before you can get him still wiping tears from his eyes. You folded your arms and glared a him, waiting to see when he will ever be done laughing. After a while he looked up at you with a genuine smile and wiped a sole tear from his eye. He tilted his head "You're funny, what's your name?". "Y/N" you replied, clearly still upset. "Ok ok, I'm sorry" he apologized. You looked down not knowing if you should accept his apology or not. You heard the crunching of grass getting louder and louder until it stopped and a pair of milky white feet were standing right beside you. Looking up, you see him looking at you with he most breathtaking smile and his eyes twinkling with all its beauty. Holding out his hand for you to take, suddenly it seemed that the area looked so much brighter. As if on command the went blew, gushing through his hair. 

 "Yoongi, my name is Yoongi" Yoongi.. The one who always stole your attention, Yoongi 

Wow indeed

wow

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

oHoHO mYYYY bOYSSSS. Proud of them though i stan Exo also hhhhh-

Good morning, internet! Let’s review the week.

Sunrise

(K-Pop) Thanks to their new song, SEVENTEEN finally dethrones EXO from the No. 2 spot.

(Celebrities) Have you SEEN Donald Glover? His young Lando brings him back to the list at No. 11.

(Movies) Netflix pulled a Beyoncé with The Cloverfield Paradox, which debuts at No. 16.

(Anime & Manga) Miu Suzaki and Ryuichi Kihara brought Yuri!!! on Ice (No. 2) music to a Very Important Rink, forcing many news outlets to explain anime to the general population. Great work.

(TV Shows) Celebrity Big Brother has everything: former White House staff, a spot at No. 7, and the lead singer of Sugar Ray. Wow!

Sunset

(Music) Hello, hello, baby, monsters can’t hear a thing. Lady Gaga gets no service in the club and plunges thirteen spots.

(Web Stuff) Gather the fam before My Brother, My Brother and Me drops completely off the list; they fell to No. 18 this week.

(Video Games) Hiveswap drops to No. 7. What, are there not enough Vriskas for you?

(Ships) Taekook (No. 15) drops five. Not even the most handsome man of 2017 can save this sinking ship.

(TV Shows) One Day at a Time (No. 18) needs another 24 hours. It drops nine spots.

Im not crying you are

wonwoo + soft hoodie and glasses ♡

Build A Boyfriend - Jin

Lets ignore that 15 there

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So you went out to get groceries, cause you know you’re hungry

You went to the supermarket and bought the stuff you needed to feAST-

You bought a whole bunch of crap and regretting it

Cause…… you don’t have a car-

But your apartment isn’t that far so you can manage probably not

PING PING (That was your phone btw lmao)

You got a message from your best friend

“Aaron is so cuteee” with all those heart eye emoji mess you never understood

You sighed “That was like the hundredth time you told me that today, whats so “cute” about him”

“Omg Y/N you seriously don’t understand, he is the cutest boy on campus, seriously, you are so smart and you don’t even know that?”

Yea, you’re in college, getting them groceries with that ramen money

And you’re like “I AM SMART EJHJHKJ, I just don’t understand what’s so good about him”

“Of course you don’t, reading all those books are getting to your head, no wonder you’re still single and don’t have a boyfriend”

And you’re like wELl eXcuSE mE- but never got a chance to send it cause you bumped into some person

You fell flat on your behind and your first thought was;

 MY GROCIES! DD;

You saw some hand handing you some business card and of course you took it by habit 

But once you look up to confront the person for bumping into you they’re gone

And you’re like wtf?

You read the card he gave you; “Build a boyfriend! build a boyfriend right at your fingertips, just go to this website www.buildyourownboyfriend.com and get started!”

 And you like double wtf???

So you just discarded it into one of the grocery bags and just continued to walk home

You finally reached to your apartment and yOU’RE TIRED.

 You hurriedly placed down the bags SO YOUR ARMS CAN FREAKIN’ BREATHE-

tHEN sOMethinG tRAgiC iN yOur POOr cOLLegE liFe hAPPenS

A bag with groceries dropped and you’re like NOOOOOOOOKLJKJLKJL

Praying to the heavens nothing broke

Gladly nothing did

 The business card from earlier fluttered out and you’re like oh that- forgot about that

 You went to pick it up and read it again and was like….

 IM TELLING MY BESTFRIEND ALL ABOUT IT-

And you did bUT THE RAT DIDN’T REPLY LIKE GaSP

You got bored of waiting for her to reply (You legit waited a minute)

You were kinda curious and thought it wasn’t gonna hurt to try it out

SO GUESS WHAT YOU DID :DDDD

Turned on your laptop and went on the website

And it actually didn’t look too shady like you thought I would

It actually looked so KA KA KAWAII

You pressed the “get started” button (Obviously iebaibe)

The first question was “What’s your first and last name” so you entered your name

It asked really simple questions like “Would you want him to be able to cook?” and “Do you want him to be kind?”

Both of course are a total yes for you especially since your cooking looks like it’s been hell and back

You wanted him to be an early bird to balance out you sleeping late and of course you wanted him to have cute charms

Then after it got down right personal and detailed like “How do you want his eyes shaped” and “How does he laugh” and trash like that

 And you know thinking this is a joke, you were like “A windshield wiper laugh”

You started filling in more information as in how tall he was and what color was his hair

 At the end it was like “What is your new boyfriend’s name?” and after a bit of thought you decided on the name “Jin”

AND IT TOOK YOU LIKE 2 HOURS CAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH QUESTIONS but hey you had fun! :DD

PING PING (Yes it’s your phone lmao)

 Your bestfriend finally replied and you were like

WHERE WERE YOU WOMAN >:((((

She told you all about what happened to her and her garbage crush that you don’t care about

And you guys talked until you dropped dead asleep.

The next day, you heard someone knocking at your door you’re first instincts was like WHO IN THE HELL IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR THIS EARLY IN THE DAMN MORNING- but of course you grumpily got up to see who it was any way

Once you opened the door you were like shOOK?

A handsome man was standing at your doorstep with a bouquet of flowers with an expensive looking suit

 And you first thought was

Is he lost-

He smiled at you with the most BREATHTAKING SMILE YOU EVER SAW AND YOU WERE LIKE

FOR SURE HE IS AT THE WRONG PLACE WTF

 Until he said “May I come in Y/N, love?”

AND YOU INTERNALLY FLIP OUT LIKE HOW DOES THIS DUDE KNOW MY NAME-

But you still trying to wrap your head around the situation so you let him in

“I got these for you” he held out the bouquet and you’re like thank you?????   

You cut right to the chase and asked “Who are you and how do you know my name you freakishly handsome man”

His face was like wtf woman what do you mean who am i?? He replied with “Jin, your boyfriend, I was made especially for you, remember?”

It took your brain a while and you started to freak out cause

THE WEBSITE WAS REAL WTF?

You were in a trance of shock and confusion?¿?

 And then his face beamed

“What does the dog say to the wall”

And your like “….what?”

“WolWol” he burst out laughing, clapping his hands, with the same windshield wiper laugh-

 You face palmed, yet laughed releasing all the tension in the room

“You must be hungry, love” he smiled “Let me go make something for you”

 You shrugged your shoulders like okay i guess? and once he disappeared into the kitchen you smiled and clutched your heart

 Like what is this NicE fEEliNG??? Its love btw

You went to freshen up and came out to smell something that smelled so NICE-

And you just smiled like this is real nice, im actually glad I bumped into that weird guy.

Build A Boyfriend - Yoongi

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you were a famous music producer known for your unique beats and music style

you made it clear that you werent interested in a relationship yet you felt a bit lonely inside 

but that never stopped you and you always put the thought of finding a s/o to the side

but this day OHOHOHO THIS CERTAIN DAY

you were doing the usual, writing and producing songs for your new album when dead smack in the middle of producing a virus just popped up out of no where

DUN DUN DUN

you unleashed a bucket full of curse words you potty mouth

you tried to get rid of the virus but it just redirected you to some website

you scanned the website with your eyes and was like wtf??

“Build your very own boyfriend! Get started here!”

you was like wtf x2

but you was lowkey curious and your heart fluttered out of excitement?

cause woahoho build a boyfriend?

you kinda just calmed yourself cause you was like this isnt real BUT HONEY IT ISSSS and just started to answer the questions they asked you, the first one being ‘Whats your Name’

you answered them all with a smile on your face lmao

you wanted him to be able to produce music like you, so you can have someone to relate to

and have a very cute smile, a gummy smile to be specific

we all know how cute yoongi’s smile is dont argue with me on its

it came to the part where you had to decide his name, you typed in Yoongi

so after a while you realized you spent freakin 3 hours on this

who knew you wanted so much in a person-

but you were kinda sad it was over and just got back to working

you woke up the next day on your freaking producer chair and youre sore-

cause who in freak sleeps with their head flinged back wts

you got up to stretch and walked out of your producing room and to the kitchen (yes there is a room specifically to make your music in the house)

dING dONG

you looked at the door and at your watch (its 12:46) and youre like what i slept that late-

you hoped that i wasnt your friend coming to scold you for sleeping in-

and it wasnt-

IT WAS SOME DUDE and he was attractive

you squinted your eyes at him like wot. 

he did a little smirk and just handed you a single white rose that you didnt notice before cause you were too focused on his beauty

you took it and was like

huh

you were processing a bit like an attractive dude at my door giving my a bouquet, at my apartment, iN PUBLIC

THE PAPARAZZI AFIOAFOFAB

you grabbed him and pulled him in and he was like !?!?!

you shut the door behind you and locked it

“wow are you kidnapping me now”

you looked at him like he was crazy “nO IM NOT, wHO aRe yOU”

he shoved his hands in his pocket “Wow you dont even know your own boyfriend’s name? Yoongi, remember you made me?” he shook his head in disappointment 

you blinked a few times and went OOoOooOoOoo tHE WEBSITE WAS REAL

“well yea” he plopped himself on your sofa and reached for your lyric book open on the table

and your like WOAH PRIVATE PROPERTY 

he read it anyways

he asked for a pencil and you just shuffled for one and gave it to him

he started to erase some words and you were like aLARMED but didnt do anything a just watched nervously

he place it back on the table and you hurriedly looked at it and your eyes BEAMED cause the lyrics you were struggling to write he wrote it was ease 

AND YOU WERE VERY HAPPY AND JUST WIBFAIFB

gave him a freaking hug 

“YOUR THE DAMN BEST”

and he did that gummy smile and your eyes just fluttered, he tried to hide it though

you were like no regrets

you two kinda just sat down and talked about music for hours and you felt an instant connection

probably cause you made him

you allowed him into your producing room cAUSE HEY HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW

and he just showered you with compliments and you felt great-

the whole day went by with you and him talking 

LOVE IS IN THE AIRRRRR

the next day you woke up to you two cuddling on the couch-

and  A LOT of notification and to your HORROR, someone managed to get photos of him at your door and you dragging him inside

“Possible love interest?” the article read

and it was getting shared everywhere and you started to freak out cause WHAT WILL YOUR BOSS THINK

he woke up next you like whats the matter?

you told him everything and he just smirked and you were like

WHATS SO FREAKING FUNNY

“Come on, its not big of a deal, if that was me, i would confess my love for you to the world without any regrets, its not a crime to love”

your heart fluttered for like the hundredth time like whats with him and his suave ways wtf mannn

you just smiled like yea, your right.

My most loyal knight, who vowed to protect and serve me at all times: "My lady... I can't- I'm not allowed inside your bedchambers my lady, and my vows-"

Me, undoing his armor, knowing he can't raise a hand against me lest he lose his head: "ya i know all about your vows, 'I shall take no wife and father no children' but it doesn't include me fucking you until you see stars now does it, sweetling? Now lay down and spread em for me 😘"