Why Are The ROTC Kids Forced To Dress Up As Cal Gabriel From Zero Day

I'd like to be a pirate a pirate’s life for me, all my friends are pirates and we sail the BB sea. I got a Jolly Roger it's black and white and fast so get out your skull and crossbones and run it up your mast.

SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)

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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.

-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)

-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.

-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.

-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.

-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.

-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like 😲

-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.

-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅‍♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)

-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.

-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.

-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁

-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.

-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.

-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.

zero day edit

i made this a month ago, this one never got taken down idk how but it’s a miracle🤨

finished first day of high school.

BUT THIS GERMAN GUY HE WANT TO GABBER AT THE THUNDERDOME 😧😧😧

DU BIST EIN SCHWEIN 🗣️‼️

artyom anoufriev edit⁉️

i wanted to make it even better but idk how to🤥

THERES THIS KID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS AND HE LOOKS LIKE HIM UGHH I WANNA BE HIS GIRLFRIEND😔‼️

i know you also this sounds so threatening im sorry but my friend is also friends with you your so cool btw

dawg you're actually the coolest

me?🤨

DID SOMEONE DOXX ME AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?🤨

gay little monkey from the apple store

ZERODAY *AND* JOOST KLEIN???? UR SO COOL.

thanks😼