Me If Someone Tries To Fuck Me.

This is just the b-plot of Phineas and Ferb

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

I have read some really well written fics

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I have a creepy mask and too much free time.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

@chaotic-conquest I just want to see your opinion on this

The funniest part of the Legends ZA announcement is the amount of people who immediately turned to Emmet and went "YOU are going to FRANCE"

@chaotic-conquest look loook floofy dog. Floofy dog next to a ally. Look at the floofy boi

Neil! You said you were walking YOUR DOG. I still feel cheated you didn’t brought YOUR DOG to tumblr yet! We want to meet YOUR DOG. DOG DOG DOG

(I bet it’s a really good dog)

He is the best dog. But he is a bit big.

He is the one on the left.

It’s here!!!

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

A door

reblog this with a terrible description of your Blorbo. go