Save Me Diverse Stardew Valley Elliott

DILF-dew Valley is gonna kill me :’)

For clarity (because someone seemed confused in the tags): I mean, imaging them as dads is gonna kill me because it’d be so cute and I have a thing for dads. Kent is a DILF tho, I’ll give them that.

Also, feel free to send me suggestions! SFW only please, I’m not comfortable reading anything more than that! :)

I think I wanna try my hand at recording a podfic! I’d try to make it immersive n stuff. If you’d like to volunteer your fic, please let me know!

FEBRUARY 2025 FIC RECOMMENDATIONS — STARDEW VALLEY

NOTES: I didn’t read a ton this month! so apologies for the short list. I’m really into Sambastian atm. Also, please feel free to recommend fics, as well as your own!

LIKE YOU DESERVE — megriddle333, @megwritesriddles

[Sebastian/Female Reader, Smut, Friends to Lovers, Filming, Shane Bashing, Dirty Talk]

Reader is left adrift after a disappointing relationship with Shane comes to an equally disappointing end, but Sebastian wants to show them how they deserved to be treated all this time.

STEAL ME AWAY — burekforsatoru, @whatdoidosatoru

[Sebastian/Female Reader, Fluff, Childhood Sweethearts, Mild Sexual Content, Pregnancy, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Childhood Memories]

from a young age, you had a distinct presence in sebastian's life. throughout your childhood, your awkward years, your adulthood... you were always there. always with him, only in different forms.

THERE WILL BE ANOTHER MOMENT WE’LL MEET AGAIN… — Anonymous

[Sam/Sebastian, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Angst, Hurt/No Comfort, Suicide Notes (Voicemail), Ambiguous/Open Ending]

A part of Sam knows it's unrealistic to hope. To think he's just overreacting, that when he gets to his house, Sebastian will be curled up in bed, that Sam will yell at him for making him worry, that at least he'd be okay. But he knows better. alt; Sam isn't too worried when Sebastian disappears in the middle of the Stardew Valley Fair, until he realizes he really, really should be.

PERFECTLY ANNOYING — Annetastic, @annetastic1981a

[Sam/Sebastian, Smut, Love Confessions, Blowjobs, Consensual Sex, Sebastian's Slutty Frog PJs]

Sebastian's best friend Sam has always been slightly annoying with his charisma, charm, and perfect good looks. But the most annoying thing is how Sebastian is in love with him.

WAIT YOUR TURN — hauntedhopefuls

[Sam/Sebastian/Female Reader, Smut, Cuckolding, Dom/Sub Dynamics, Consensual Sex, Degradation, Humiliation]

Sam’s got a kink, a wonderful girlfriend, and a best friend who are willing to help him realize his fantasy of being cucked.

GUYS BEING DUDES — ketchhup

[Sam/Sebastian, Smut, Porn Without Plot, Pining, Mutual Masturbation, Friends to Lovers]

It's not technically sex, and it's definitely not romantic.

LIGHT, CAMERA, ACTION — A_little_snail, @glazedsnail

[Sam/Sebastian/Shane, Smut, Camera, Established Relationship, Blowjob]

Shane has been hired by Sam and Seb for a little project involving his camera.

— PLEASE GO SUPPORT THESE AUTHORS!

I think people that genuinely hate a bachelor/bachelorette are annoying LMAO like, that’s someone’s pookie, someone’s wife, someone’s reason for making art. you’re of course allowed not to like a character but be nice about it 😭

me getting personally offended when someone doesn’t like my favorite 4 pixel character: 😱😤

I'm dying for this fluff alphabet with Sebastian 👀🥺

Yay, that makes me so happy to hear!! It’s in the works and I intend to have it out within the next few days but we’ll see! Thank you so much though for your support, it truly means a lot <33

“..Do you think I’ll see a crimson fish in the sea?”

this fanart came completely out of nowhere for a hetalia blog LMFAO

no fish ver. under the cut!

….good lord that elliott mod 😭😭😭 the ending really stuck with me for some darned reason. anyways, i really like how this turned out and i was wondering if y’all would ever be interested in a portrait mod in my art style, or, alternatively, a hetalia portrait mod…

Oh my God, Elliott I missed you

Hello my love,

How I've missed you as well. These past fews months have been nothing but loneliness without my favorite farmer beside me. I'm afraid that the dark circles under my puffy cheeks is very noticeable... but I know a night spent with you in my arms will be my only cure.

2025 FIRSTS — TAG GAME

NOTES: Thank you so much @velvetlilith777 for tagging me!

— FIRST ART & CRAFTS

Drawing on my new tablet that I got for Christmas! And doing my (fake) nails because I’m trying to grow them out.

— FIRST MOVIE WATCHED

Little Miss Sunshine! One of my All Time favorites.

— FIRST SONG LISTENED TO

According to Spotify, it was Emily by From First To Last (recommended by Spotify, I didn’t like it).

— FIRST BOOK READ

Kill Your Boyfriend by Grant Morrison! I haven’t finished it yet.

— FIRST FANFIC READ

[RATED: EXPLICIT] You Really Got Me by softwisp on AO3! It’s so good, easily became one of my favorites.

— FIRST FOOD I ATE

Probably cereal lol. Fruity Pebbles to be exact.

— FIRST DINNER I HAD

I don’t think I remember! Maybe spaghetti and meatballs?

I’M TAGGING… whoever wants to answer!

WIP FOLDER TAG — WORK IN PROGRESS FICS

NOTES: Thank you so much for tagging me, @velvetlilith777! I have tons more but a lot of them are untitled or titled with the ship. Existing titles might change if or when I post these.

RULES: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tags many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

— HERMITCRAB’S WIP LIST

YOU’RE MY GETAWAY — Sam/Sebastian, Fluff, Teenagers

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU — Sam/Sebastian, Denial of Feelings, Smut

ERASED — Sam/Sebastian, Angst, Missing Persons

HANDLE WITH CARE — Sam/Sebastian, Fluff, Trans Male Character

FLUFF ALPHABET — Bachelors/Reader, Fluff, Headcanons

LOW BENEATH THE FOAM — Elliott/Female Character, Mermaid AU

DIVINE PORCELAIN — Elliott/Female Character, Vampire AU

I HOPED FOR YOU BEFORE — Elliott/Sebastian, Romance, Angst

GRAND GO THE YEARS — Elliott/Sebastian, Romance, Fatherhood

GIFT OF LANGUAGE — Elliott/Female Character, Deaf, Fluff

WHERE MY MISTRESS SLEEPS — Elliott/Female Character, Angst, Infidelity

SEX & CANDY — Elliott/Original Female Character, Romance, Soft Dom Elliott

SAVING YOU FROM YOURSELF — Sam/Female Reader, Smut, Breeding

TOO CLOSE — Elliott/Female Character, Online Dating, Enemies to Lovers

UNTITLED APOCALYPTIC AU — Elliott/Harvey/Female Character, Apocalyptic AU, Angst

SHE BROTHER TRIO — Shane & Harvey & Elliott, Brothers, Sitcom

IF YOU’RE BORED — Male Farmer/Female Character, Angst, Unhealthy Relationship

I’M TAGGING… whoever wants to answer!

K so I was watching Modern Family and got to this scene and thought it would fit Elliott pretty well