RANDOM ELLIOTT HEADCANONS — Sdv, Part 1

RANDOM ELLIOTT HEADCANONS — sdv, part 1

CONTAINS: sfw, references to alcohol and intoxication (written by someone who’s never consumed it), stupid American writing British people

NOTES: I seriously have to start posting more. I have so many drafts both for Tumblr and AO3 but I’m stuck in a mind set that my work isn’t good enough to post. BLAH.

— Elliott is a lightweight. Like extremely so. Two glasses of wine in and he’s already pretty wasted.

— When he is drunk, he doesn’t have much of a filter either. This is the most you’ll likely hear him swear and it’s honestly kinda funny. Or if he has a crush on you, he’s likely to confess by either flirting heavily or just out right saying he does.

— It isn’t until morning that he feels so much shame and regret for however he acted.

— This is a headcanon I’ve been thinking of recently: Elliott could be British (or whatever the SDV equivalent is.)

— I imagine he came overseas for college when he was in his early twenties or so.

— He probably tried to unlearn his accent in order to fit in better because he got teased for it and/or people assumed he was a tourist and tried to scam him (and he being young and naïve, fell for it a few times). You might not initially guess his fake accent isn’t real unless he tells you where he grew up.

— If he’s been drinking, his natural accent isn’t concealed as much.

— This was probably his first time traveling out of the country too.

— Elliott isn’t very good with technology. If we’re imagining Stardew taking place in the 90’s-2000’s, he’s probably very resistant to upgrading his typewriter to a computer or the landline to a cell phone, purposely not learning how to use them (which bites him in the ass down the road). But in the modern day, he genuinely just can’t understand how to learn, and thinking about it for too long gives him a headache.

— He prefers to be a passenger than a driver. He also doesn’t let people smoke in his car. The smell sticks and he would rather not have to deal with that.

— He has reading glasses for when he reads and writes. I imagine they’re either half moon or slightly oversized black frames. He’s a little far sighted. 🤏 The silver lining is that it gives off writer vibes so…

— Elliott has a PhD in English although he didn’t do a lot with it. He really likes the title and being able to say he has a doctorate in English, if nothing else. He probably minored in History as well.

— Elliott’s first crush was on Liza Minnelli, regardless of what you headcanon his sexuality to be. He watched Cabaret as a young teen and fell in love.

— Elliott was an anonymous writer who used a pseudonym when he first started publishing his work. Until he came to Pelican Town and was encouraged by the farmer to write, he was content without his work being traced back to him. He just likes to write and that by itself is enough for him. Plus, he’s quite shy, preferring to stay out of the public eye.

— Though he chose to live on the beach, his skin is very sensitive and he sunburns easily. He’s learned to be careful and he’s always had a good skincare routine. His skin has definitely darkened slightly since living in Pelican Town.

— want to request something? you can do that here!

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“..Do you think I’ll see a crimson fish in the sea?”

this fanart came completely out of nowhere for a hetalia blog LMFAO

no fish ver. under the cut!

….good lord that elliott mod 😭😭😭 the ending really stuck with me for some darned reason. anyways, i really like how this turned out and i was wondering if y’all would ever be interested in a portrait mod in my art style, or, alternatively, a hetalia portrait mod…

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GORGEOUS 🦀 hermit-reblogs

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hermits-crab

2 months ago

I’M GOING INSANE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP! | There was this Harvey x Fem Reader fic collection called Stubborn Love on AO3 by stripesandpolkadots. They were easily some of my All Time favorites! Unfortunately, the author took them down shortly after completing them (around December 2023, I think?) and that decision has killed me to this day.

If anyone at all has these fics archived, please send them to me. Also, please don’t ever delete your fics! Abandon them, anonymously post them—just please keep them accessible because there might be someone who adores it.

This is probably so dramatic but I really don’t wanna bug the author if I might not have to because I’ve already asked about this lmao. I just wanna reread it dawg. Thanks so much in advance <33

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hermits-crab

3 months ago

MUSIC SHUFFLE GAME — TAG GAME

RULES: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag mutuals to do the same.

Thank you so much @velvetlilith777 for tagging me!

Like a Friend — Pulp

Aneurysm — Nirvana

Sick Hearts — The Used

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me” — Fall Out Boy

What Do They Know — Mindless Self Indulgence

She’s Lost Control — Joy Division

I Caught Fire — The Used

Losing a Whole Year — Third Eye Blind

Wide Eyes — Badflower

Fuck Machine — Mindless Self Indulgence

I’M TAGGING… whoever wants to answer!

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tag game i love doing these 🦀 hermit-tag game but im not very familiar with my mutuals so idk who tf to tag back 😭 always grateful for you lilith <33 song shuffle

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hermits-crab

3 months ago

I think I wanna try my hand at recording a podfic! I’d try to make it immersive n stuff. If you’d like to volunteer your fic, please let me know!

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hermits-crab

3 months ago

WIP FOLDER TAG — WORK IN PROGRESS FICS

NOTES: Thank you so much for tagging me, @velvetlilith777! I have tons more but a lot of them are untitled or titled with the ship. Existing titles might change if or when I post these.

RULES: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tags many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!

— HERMITCRAB’S WIP LIST

YOU’RE MY GETAWAY — Sam/Sebastian, Fluff, Teenagers

I DON’T WANNA BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU — Sam/Sebastian, Denial of Feelings, Smut

ERASED — Sam/Sebastian, Angst, Missing Persons

HANDLE WITH CARE — Sam/Sebastian, Fluff, Trans Male Character

FLUFF ALPHABET — Bachelors/Reader, Fluff, Headcanons

LOW BENEATH THE FOAM — Elliott/Female Character, Mermaid AU

DIVINE PORCELAIN — Elliott/Female Character, Vampire AU

I HOPED FOR YOU BEFORE — Elliott/Sebastian, Romance, Angst

GRAND GO THE YEARS — Elliott/Sebastian, Romance, Fatherhood

GIFT OF LANGUAGE — Elliott/Female Character, Deaf, Fluff

WHERE MY MISTRESS SLEEPS — Elliott/Female Character, Angst, Infidelity

SEX & CANDY — Elliott/Original Female Character, Romance, Soft Dom Elliott

SAVING YOU FROM YOURSELF — Sam/Female Reader, Smut, Breeding

TOO CLOSE — Elliott/Female Character, Online Dating, Enemies to Lovers

UNTITLED APOCALYPTIC AU — Elliott/Harvey/Female Character, Apocalyptic AU, Angst

SHE BROTHER TRIO — Shane & Harvey & Elliott, Brothers, Sitcom

IF YOU’RE BORED — Male Farmer/Female Character, Angst, Unhealthy Relationship

I’M TAGGING… whoever wants to answer!

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hermits-crab

5 months ago

COLLECTION MASTERLIST — STARDEW VALLEY

— FLUFF ALPHABET

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masterlist navigation fluff alphabet 🦀 hermit-masterlist 🦀 mobile-nav

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hermits-crab

4 months ago

THE BACHELORS’ VOICES — STARDEW VALLEY

SUMMARY: What I think the bachelors’ voices sound like (w/ attached video)!

CONTAINS: sfw, nothing worth mentioning

NOTES: This took a lot of work to find voice that I think suits them best but it's something I've been wanting to do for a while now. Let me know if you agree, or if you don’t, who else you think they’d sound like!

— ELLIOTT

Alucard Tepes - Castlevania (Netflix)

— HARVEY

Soichrio Yagami - Death Note

— SAM

Denji - Chainsaw Man / Singing Voice: Josh Katz - Badflower

— SEBASTIAN

Aki Hayakawa - Chainsaw Man

— ALEX

Shining Armor - My Little Pony

— SHANE

Johnny Silverhand - Cyberpunk 2077

— HAVE A REQUEST? SUBMIT IT HERE!

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lol reblogging because I think I ate with this statdew valley

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hermits-crab

3 months ago

Elliot has the personality of an Ed Sheeran song

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this is so funny my boy

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hermits-crab

2 months ago

What's cool about the Stardew fandom is that when some people interpret the characters' birthdays to actual months, some people think the dates line up differently than others, so we get to celebrate their birthday's twice and that's pretty awesome

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hermits-crab

4 months ago