Bdubs Should Turn Into A Centaur And Fuck Joel Within And Inch Of His Life To Teach Him A Thing Or Two

greetings from doc’s march 8 stream, i bring news—

started off by telling us he’s gonna eat his gfs pussy tonight, said “long extremities…it’s true…it’s proportionate…if anyone was wondering,” said his basketball friends used to call him doctor (german word for pussy) because he was so good with women, i asked how he makes sure the kiwi is wet enough before eating it and he literally described foreplay, someone wrote a poem about eating pussy and doc read sensually for us, someone said they wanted doc head and he said “no there’s too many of you my tongue will get tired”

conclusion: the Goat is obsessed with eating pussy amen

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not my fic and also not elf ears, but thought maybe you'd enjoy some kinky earwing Scarian https://archiveofourown.org/works/60549586

while my version of gria.n isn't an avian, i do occasionally enjoy the sensitive wing fics !!! its cute, pet him! pet him!!

someone else recorded this but i was the one to ask the question of how he makes sure his “kiwi” is wet enough to eat 😋

oh no i'm horny about cub again. imagine him ruthlessly and coolly domming... ANYONE... anybody. scar is the obvious first choice. those big, firm hands wrapping around scar's waist and bruising him as he pounds into him, getting scar to babble helplessly, u KNOW scar's a loud babbly super-vocal sub. or grian. man, cub could snap that bird like a twig. make him chirp and cry and whimper and shriek, and easily pin him in place, and every half-hearted attempt to get away, cub could stop in its tracks. i love the idea of cub grabbing his wings or his feathers and catching grian that way, making him freeze in place, like pulling a cat's tail.

cub could put doc in his place, too, and he'd be so clinical about it, i'd bet. he would do it under the ruse of some "experiment" and trap doc in an exhibitionist fucking machine or something and RUIN him all with that same cool expression. cub could be such a callous and cruel dom, he could have so much lighthearted ambivalent fun, watching you suffer...

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commission! (comms r still open btw :] )

link + other silly (sfw) preop doodles below cut

full (tdick🤤🤤)

i lobe him so much

Drop some Xisuma NSFW just because I can

Still don't get why there's not much NSFW for X..

you can’t make being a dog a major part of your brand and not be into petplay. he’s a fucking puppy. i know he has a custom pup hood.

I like to think eating out Doc's redstone cyborg charged creeper pussy gives the same effect as knocking back three five hour energies at once

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req from magma!!! 🥕⛓️‍💥

magma hosted by the lovely @cupofmysteriousfluid!

⛓️‍💥 FULL 🥕

the way cub tends to repeat himself when talking would be so hot during sex like yes call me a slut again pretty please

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