How 90% Of My Stories Came To Be

when i was in primary school, i'd play "library" with the books i had at home

now i'm a senior in high school helping out in the school library during my lunch periods

the destiny has been fulfilled and i'm having a blast

I would actually sell my soul for Andrew's internal monologue.

story of my life

"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead

Imagine being poor Wymack for a moment.

You get Neil Josten in a total of eight fits. He refuses to get more clothes. Your team has to trick, drag or torment him into purchasing clothing. Your saving grace is Andrew Minyard who you’re pretty sure is just buying clothes for the boy to stare at him. You will not complain because at least he’s getting clothes.

Jean Moreau is dropped on your girlfriend’s doorstep by one of your many children that come from mob backgrounds. He too has a closet that you could fit in a child’s backpack. You refuse to deal with this one. This is a Trojan problem.

And a year prior you got Kevin Day. Who came with who knows how many outfits. Probably like two or less. He at least seems to enjoy shopping.

You are worried for these mob children and their lack of extra pants.

Just finished the raven king......I need to call my therapist now ✨

FitzChivalry Farseer, they could never make me hate you.

usernames i am actively using on platforms:

Lovely Lunatic

Majestic Mess

others of the sort i love but don't use:

Starless Sinner

Dreamless Deity

alliterations are fun

I desperately want Blue Sargent's place in The Raven Cycle