The Boys Go “caroling”. Their Version Of Caroling Consists Of Recreating Dickens’s A Christmas

Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

I think Muskrats is a bit more accurate

I dont like musk and I dont wanna talk about him but I DO want to start referring to his fans as Musketeers

Coolth was once a word, in medieval times. Then we forgot about it for some reason.

Hold on a sec…….

Is your dad a time traveler of some sorts???

Reminder to myself (and anyone else who needs it)

It also takes energy when your body is trying to keep cool, and the heat always feels worse when your blood sugar is low.

Eat.

Maybe make some sandwiches in the coolth* of the day, and put them in the fridge. So they'll be ready (and cold!) later, when you are both hungry and hot.

Just a thought.

*One of my Dad's words. He figured if "warmth" was a word, "coolth" should be, too.`

Dracula: sleeping peacefully, knowing he can set his roommates on that hollow husk of a Johnathan soon

Johnathan, surviving on nothing but adrenaline and sheer desperation:

Tumblr’s favorite north east ohio lawyer is getting his own movie, and i couldn’t be more thrilled

gender is a performance and i am but a reluctant backstage emo whose parents made them sign up for tech crew as an Extracurricular

Charles, you can't just say stuff

Not anymore

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I feel like dry ice has to be involved in the cold drinks somehow

Concept: foggy café. It's just a regular café, except they've got a fog machine going at all times whenever they're open.