Dash Is Dead Im Teleporting To The Past

@staff why did you reblog this?

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i want to know what bears think sometimes

I’m just going to leave this here…Please don’t report me to the Broadway poilce. This show is just too beautiful not to share. 

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

A Choice With No Regrets Masterpost: 

What if, instead of going after Peter, Sirius Black had stayed and taken his place as Harry’s guardian? 

After the events of October 31st, Harry’s godfather has done just that… and now Sirius and Remus are about to have a crash-course in parenting. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Holiday Specials:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

BONUS

Halloween

I feel attacked 

states that carry bad energy:

ohio

illinois

new jersey

delaware

michigan

north carolina

arkansas

idaho

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Flatiron Books to give away THREE copies of M. L. Rio’s recently released (and critically praised) trade paperback version of If We Were Villains! To enter, you must: 1) reblog this post, and 2) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check ;P). Easy, right? We’ll randomly choose one winner on each of the following dates: 19 May, 2 June, and 16 June. And yes, this is an international giveaway. Good luck! :) Listen to the Prologue Order here

oof

Hate is not a strong word. Its only 4 letters and one syllable.

Wanna hear a strong word?

floccinaucinihilipilification

29 letters Thats a word that can carry a shit ton of bricks. definition- estimating something as worthless. Like you.

Now doesn’t that sting?

its Jesus’s fursona

Okay fully if I were hearing this story (LOTR) for the first time (rather than reading it for the first time haha) and a guy invited strangers into a blatantly Germanic-Old English hall and said to leave the weapons at the door (this at least is normal enough! Occasionally results in duels to the death w/e) and that these were “dark days” I would be fucking panicking. I’d be like “the lads are going to DIE they are going to be LOCKED IN and BURNED ALIVE. “Thatched with gold” ok man I know an IRON HOUSE MOTIF WHEN I SEE ONE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IS THERE A LADY IN THIS HALL, HUH JRR? IS SHE GONNA BURN THEM AND HERSELF ALIVE IN IT CANT FOOL ME, JRR. Can’t believe this is a red herring I am suffering. He did this to panic his medievalist friends I swear. This was a trap designed for CS Lewis’s personal anxiety.

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry