Sunny Baudelaire says “Yeet” for goodbye. (pg. 179 of TRR)
Klaus Baudelaire is a savage. “And you are being stupid with an S!” (pg.74 of TWW)
more when i find them
Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~
me
Happy pride!
the world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys and girls who kiss girls. 🌈
Me: I'm gonna stay up too late.
Also Me: *is watching a DEH bootleg while eating ice cream at 3am
I just saw this today and…
She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.
-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal
-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill
-i swept the same area 11 times.
-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice
-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands
-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings
-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup
-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.
-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes
the clips!!! this makes me so happy!!!
This is everything.